Who Will Save New Jersey While Chris Christie Eats Mickey Mouse?

Where has the honorable Governor Sandwiches of New Jersey, Chris Christie, been during this snowpocalypse? In Disney World, eating sandwiches. And the lieutenant governor literally fled to Mexico! So a Democratic acting governor is running things, and probably raising taxes.
Snowpocalypse Open Thread
It's finally here: The snow is falling all along the East Coast and people are losing their minds! How will you survive the Snowpocalypse? Let us know in the comments.
Great Blizzard of 2010 Thwarted at JFK Airport
Agents from the Drug Enforcement Administration yesterday crushed the New Year's Eve plans of many New Yorkers when they busted two men who arrived on a flight from Puerto Rico with 92 pounds of cocaine in their luggage. Bummer. [NYP]
Even Lady Gaga Is No Match for Mother Nature
Much of Europe is out of commission thanks to a crazy snowstorm blanketing the continent. The situation is so incredibly bad that a Lady Gaga concert in Paris was cancelled last night, making this a Snowpocalypse for the ages.
Gawker.TV: The Five Best Videos Ever of the Day
Today at Gawker.TV, Jack Hanna vs. PETA, Ronald McDonald as a hot lady, Jimmy Kimmel fixes our winter TV woes, the best local snow coverage from NYC weather anchors, and Stephen Colbert kicks Canada while its down.
Let's All Have a Laugh at the Weathermen Stuck Reporting Outside in the Snow
Snow is all around us, so naturally our favorite shows are being bumped for non-stop snow coverage. Here are this morning's best bits from the unsung heroes of television: the weathermen and weatherladies reporting live and in the cold.
Man Dies in Freak Central Park Snow Accident, Joan Rivers Doesn't Care
During NBC 4's 5:00 newscast today, Chuck Scarborough broke in and informed viewers that a man was killed by a falling, snow-covered tree branch at Central Park. Joan Rivers, in the studio for an interview, replied, "Who cares!" Video inside.
Freedom of the Press
[At least Snowpocalypse '10 taught us one thing: which D.C. newspaper is worth a few minutes of shoveling snow. Image via Why I Hate D.C.]
Gawker.TV: The Five Best Videos Ever of the Day
Today at Gawker.TV, Kim Kardashian guests on Today, Stephen Colbert annoys a "green" congressman, The View goes after John Mayer, and The Late Show tallies the use of snowpocalypse vs. snowmageddon in yesterday's news reports.
CNN's Ali Velshi Receives a Prank Call On the Air
During CNN's blizzard coverage yesterday, Gene Lasker called in to advise everyone to "Stay in and contemplate Howard Stern on American Idol." Ali Velshi did not pick up that this was a prank call until Gene called Ali a dumbass.
Live from Gawker HQ: Snow!
Snowpocalypse 2010 is upon us! It's really coming down out there, and we are here to make sure every important minute of it is documented for posterity.
The New York Snow Day
Nothing has ever really happened until it's happened in New York, so today marks the first big snowstorm of the year. Forget that DC bullshit over the weekend. This is the real-deal. Here are some photos documenting the historic event.
Blizzard Operates on New York Hours
The New York snowstorm, which we've been led to believe is some kind of armageddon, got started late and will apparently finish late. How apt. There are ominous signs, beyond an eerily empty Times Square, that the apocalypse is beginning.
Mayor Bloomberg Urges Everyone Not to Kill Themselves Tomorrow
New Yorkers are bracing themselves for their very own Snowpocalypse tomorrow. And after ruining the kids' snow day tomorrow, Mayor Bloomberg gave some sage advice for all the snow shovelers: Don't have a heart attack. Duly noted, sir.
