Surprise Surprise the Snuggie Was Too Good To Be True
Turns out the Snuggie was hiding something nefarious up its cozy blanket sleeves, and now the sham of a company is paying the ultimate price—a fine!
The Snazzy Napper Is Like a Snuggie/Burqa Hybrid from Hell
This exists: the Snazzy Napper, a "sleep and privacy shield" that "blocks out light." The extra large version even doubles as a blanket! In reality, though, it's possibly the stupidest product we've ever seen advertised. Inside, the secondhand embarrassment-inducing commercial.
Is the 'TV Hat' the Stupidest Invention of 2010?
Since there aren't any more Snuggie jokes to be made, Americans have moved on to ironically loving a new ridiculous product: the TV Hat. Can we all agree to stop wasting our money on this crap?
Allen Salkin Sacrifices Himself for the Greater Good of Journalism (Again)
A friend of mine likes to say that he reads the Sunday Styles section before he reads everything else, so that he can get good and angry in the morning. Today is no exception.
Snuggie Vs. Slanket War A Sad Reflection Of America
So it has come to this: The makers of three different wearable blankets arguing, in the New York Times, over who pioneered this obesity-accelerating technology. We are truly a pathetic nation.
The Slow Death of Good Commercials
Have you noticed lately on your television that there are a stunning number of crappy infomercial-quality ads running during prime time? That is because the fancy advertisers are broke. We live in Snuggie's world now.
