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    Was Probably a Fun Time

    Family Members Pimped Out in Desperate Snuggie Wars Gambit

    Snuggie Wars Go Interspecies

    Toga Towel Shatters Fragile Snuggie Ceasefire

    Snuggie Wars Spread Into Shelter Category

    Yuppie Babies Strangled by Fleece
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    09/15/09

    In reply to Was Probably a Fun Time
    I hear they were giving away Oxyclean and Chiapets in the shwag bags.
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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    09/15/09

    In reply to Was Probably a Fun Time
    That's it. I'm getting into this market. I'm gonna make a snuggie for two and call it the Cuddle Cloth.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    09/15/09

    In reply to Was Probably a Fun Time
    The Slanket owns the Snuggie.
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    Image of Cynner Cynner
    08/17/09

    In reply to Family Members Pimped Out in Desperate Snuggie Wars Gambit
    I'll walk naked dripping wet from my bathroom through my home before I ever use one of these. Is America becoming so dumb that they can't figure out how to properly hook a towel on their body without using holes? RIP Fieldcrest
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    08/17/09

    @Cynner: You said "using holes". Teehee
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    08/17/09

    In reply to Family Members Pimped Out in Desperate Snuggie Wars Gambit
    This may be a deconstructed version of the barrel and suspenders for How We Live Now.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    08/17/09

    In reply to Family Members Pimped Out in Desperate Snuggie Wars Gambit
    Um, the one on the left I kind of get, "Wear it at the beach, er, if you're a man and are secure in your ability to wear a one-shouldered, uh, dress." Oookay. But the other one...is she like wearing a stupid towel in Tron?

    And why the splayed arms? Is there some type of paralysis of more than the mind this thing causes? That arm thing could be very disconcerting at the pool, or some other place middle-Americans will wear this foolishness.
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    08/17/09

    @Spirit Fingers:

    The splayed arms are of course to demonstrate "look, no hands!" Because the target market for the towel with armholes would be people who have yet to master the wrap-and-tuck.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    08/17/09

    In reply to Family Members Pimped Out in Desperate Snuggie Wars Gambit
    I've often said we're overdue for a maxipad meant to be worn on the outside.
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    08/17/09

    @scroll_lock: It's called an Ed Hardy tshirt
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    08/17/09

    In reply to Family Members Pimped Out in Desperate Snuggie Wars Gambit
    Is this the housedress of the naughts? Or is it an incredibly bold statement that you simply gave up giving a shit about how you look?
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    08/17/09

    @momof3wildkids: I think it is both, although I wouldn't say bold.
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    08/17/09

    @CaptainFantastic: I say bold because you are going out of your way to make that statement - you need to purchase this atrocity. A non bold statement would be to hang out in your Champion gray sweatpants day in day out.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    08/17/09

    @momof3wildkids: Dialing 1-800-TUB-O-FAT with your dialing wand doesn't count as "going out of your way."
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    08/17/09

    In reply to Family Members Pimped Out in Desperate Snuggie Wars Gambit
    Toga! Toga!
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    Image of aLostLady aLostLady
    07/30/09

    In reply to Snuggie Wars Go Interspecies
    But when are we going to get the hats??
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    Image of htotheomo htotheomo
    07/30/09


    @aLostLady:
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    07/30/09

    In reply to Snuggie Wars Go Interspecies
    My dog doesn't play cards, read, use the remote, or eat while wrapped in a blanket -- sleeves are wasted on her.
    When we go outside in the cold, she wears a little coat that does not drag behind her to be accidentally peed on, which I imagine cannot be said for the Dog Snuggie.
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    Image of htotheomo htotheomo
    07/30/09

    In reply to Snuggie Wars Go Interspecies
    If I find your lost dog, hearing that you expect me to return it to you is going to make that a bad bet.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    07/30/09

    In reply to Snuggie Wars Go Interspecies
    Pop this one into that Sarah McLachlan ASPCA animal cruelty mixtape commercial of "just plain awful" (You know which one) and everyone, everywhere, will jointly expire from the sheer devastation of that 10 minute heart-rip fest, now with Snoggie! (Snuggie + dog = head explosion).

    Have you seen the kitten in that thing! The kitten!!
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    Image of aLostLady aLostLady
    07/30/09

    @Spirit Fingers: My heartstrings are ragged and limp from repeated viewing of that commercial. It's like an interveinal injection of Where the Red Fern Grows every time.
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    Image of notsofresh notsofresh
    07/30/09

    In reply to Snuggie Wars Go Interspecies
    Do they make one that's a Michael Vick Falcons jersey?
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    Image of yourfriendandneighbor yourfriendandneighbor
    07/30/09

    @notsofresh: zing!
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    Image of EleanorRigby EleanorRigby
    07/30/09

    In reply to Snuggie Wars Go Interspecies
    "My name is Dug. I have just met you, and I...wait, why the fuck am I wearing a backwards bathrobe with sleeves? I can't answer the phone or be part of a cult at a soccer game in any infomercial anyway; I have no opposible thumbs."
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    Image of happymisanthrope happymisanthrope
    07/30/09

    @EleanorRigby: I would totally buy this for just the talking collar thing and record that in the Dug voice. it just needs to add a 'squirrel!'.
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