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Wash Your Hands Or Eat This
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"One thing you can be sure of with pubescent boys, because of their hormones, is that they stink."
"It’s almost in the shape of a bar of soap, so it’s something guys were used to holding and fits well in a guy’s hand."
"We’re talking to a more confident guy that knows who he is and what he stands for, and who is past the trying-to-get-the-girl stage."
1) May I suggest an alternative packaging ploy for said pubescent boys?
2) Seems to me, body wash serves an altogether different purpose than attracting girls. A night in, rather than a night out.
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A) An errant sock behind the toilet. Grunge surrounding the fixtures. A raggedy washcloth used as a sponge, beard hair bits around the sink edge, and an old t-shirt in place of where a shower floor mat should be + Axe body wash = Not gay, but not getting laid either.
B) None of the above, but basil, eucalyptus, cucumber face wash, candles, potpourri, or bath salts + Axe body wash = Not gay, but trying waaayy too hard to get laid.
Answer = No self-respecting gay man would buy $4.99 Axe body wash that smells like a cab ride from Port Authority.
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Maybe the President can cover this during the "stay in school, kids" speech?
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*Valid only in 1989 New Jersey.
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By the way, [www.fansedge.com]
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It would be even more timely if I wasn't in a time warp and posting in threads that are two months old.