Infamous Mother Who Murdered Rich People With Her Son Dies in Prison

Sante Kimes, a con artist and murderer who teamed up with her son to kill at least two wealthy socialites in one of the most lurid true crime stories of the 1990's, died in prison this week.
Chilean Nanny Suing Upper East Side Couple For Slave-Like Conditions
A Chilean nanny is accusing an aristocratic family of forcing her into slave-like conditions in their Upper East Side home.
Comment of the Day: What's Hiding in Muffie's Bag?
Today we were exposed to some excellent literature—literature in the form of Muffie Potter Aston's diary. Tres chic! While we learned all about the various Birkin bags dear Muffykins owns, we were not told what the good lady keeps inside her leather year-of-tuition-at-a-good-college-with-straps. One commenter has the…
Diary of Socialite Named 'Muffie' Reads Like Parody
For this week's "What I Wore" personal style column, the New York Times features Park Avenue socialite Muffie Potter Aston, whose life is exactly as you'd guess it would be, based on her name.
18-Year-Old Gay 'Socialite' Hopes to Be the Next Andy Cohen
Remember Kevin Michael Barba, the "openly gay, up and coming New York socialite" who materialized in our inbox last week after his parents' secretary emailed us looking for a publicist referral? Well, he's back. So what's the teenager with "millions of dollars at his disposal" up to this week? He's doing amateur…
Theodora Richards Busted for Graffiti, Drugs
Theodora Richards, one of Keith Richards's perpetually nude model/socialite daughters, was arrested in New York last night for tagging "T♥A" on a Soho building with a paint marker. She was taken into custody, and when searched by the cops, weed and Xanax was discovered.
You Can't Keep Olivia Palermo Away from Reality TV
Now that The City is canceled, socialite and scourge Olivia Palermo says she's working on her "own show". What could it be about? Certainly not having a real job or finishing college. God, that's so pedestrian! [via NYMag]
Insane Sally Quinn Wants Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden to 'Switch Jobs'
Incredibly narrow, self-centered Washington socialite Sally Quinn still has access to the Washington Post publishing system, apparently, and has tricked an editor into running her latest stupid, hilarious column: why Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton should (and will) switch jobs.
Olivia Palermo: Worse at College Than We Ever Imagined
Want to read more stories about socialite Olivia Palermo's classroom incompetence? Try this and this. And if you have more information you'd like to share, send it along. We're collecting this to help the poor child. Really. [Image via Getty]
Former Fashion Flack Ali Wise Gets Community Service
Ali Wise, the ex-Dolce & Gabbana publicist charged last year with computer trespass and eavesdropping, will plead guilty in Manhattan Supreme Court today. The New York Post reports Wise will probably get community service and probation. [NYP]
High Society: The Blinding of a Socialite
Tinsley Mortimer's bargain-basement CW reality show premiered last night! Boy was it an ugly mess. It's gotten to the point where I can't really tell if shows like this are actually entertaining or not. I just watch them and gurgle.
Bullet Points: Socialite and Pharmaceutical Exec Gigi Jordan Charged with Murdering Her Autistic Son
Kelly Bensimon Has Some Underwear to Sell You
A new season of Real Housewives of New York City is coming soon. And so Kelly Bensimon has unveiled a brand new website which features not only a blog, but there's also an "online shop" where you'll find Kelly selling underwear that depicts Kelly posing in her underwear. How meta!
Your Faith in Love Will Soon Be Restored
John and Elizabeth Edwards. Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren. Brad and Angelina. Jon Gosselin and about half a dozen women in their 20s. In this day and age when the news is filled with stories and rumors about failed relationships, it's always heartwarming to come across a couple that shares a love that only grows…
