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    Hugo Chavez Is Not A Fan Of Coke Zero
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    06/11/09

    In reply to Hugo Chavez Is Not A Fan Of Coke Zero
    You know where Pepsi sell the most Mountain Dew? Appalachia. Apparently, they main line the shit -- "I need my DEW"! -- it's normal for one person to rip through 2 liters day. Along with the other various health problems such a habit causes, the Dew literally rots their teeth right out of their mouths.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/11/09

    @resipsaloquacious:

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    06/11/09

    @BookishLookish:


    Talk about target specific marketing.

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    06/11/09

    @resipsaloquacious: Those evil Mad Men sure were smooth.
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    06/11/09

    @resipsaloquacious: Diane Sawyer did a special on that area a while back and a portion of the special was on the Mountain Dew addiction people have there, It was extremely disturbing.
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    Image of MsMuffinMcGuffin MsMuffinMcGuffin
    06/11/09

    In reply to Hugo Chavez Is Not A Fan Of Coke Zero
    Cajun, you need to meet my man sometime. He lives for Diet Mountain Dew, our fridge is filled with the stuff.


    Better him than me ;-)

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    06/11/09

    @MsMuffinMcGuffin: A friend of mine who drinks Diet Mountain Dew like water recently had her dentist accuse her of bulimia. After about 5 minutes of swearing up and down that she wasn't, she mentioned her beverage of choice and the dentist recoiled and literally yelled at her to stop, as it is apparently acidic enough to eat through enamel.


    And yes, this is diet and not the Appalachia style full sugar. Sorry to rain on MrMuffinMcGuffin's parade of urine colored soda!

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    Image of MsMuffinMcGuffin MsMuffinMcGuffin
    06/11/09

    @suckonthat: Yikes! Thanks for the heads up, dear, I really appreciate the info.


    MrMuffinMcGuffin will get a stern talking to tonight!

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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    06/11/09

    In reply to Hugo Chavez Is Not A Fan Of Coke Zero
    Since some of us are reminiscing about sodas of yore, can I get a shout out for Cactus Cooler?
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    Image of sparklyharempants sparklyharempants
    06/11/09

    @iplaudius: What about New York Seltzers? Holla!
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    06/11/09

    @sparklylegwarmers: Oh my, I had completely forgotten about those. So good (link). Didn’t they used to sell those at Subway? I can’t remember where we’d get them.
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    Image of yourfriendandneighbor yourfriendandneighbor
    06/11/09

    In reply to Hugo Chavez Is Not A Fan Of Coke Zero
    OMG--12 pack of Fresca. In my fridge. Right now.
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    06/11/09

    @yourfriendandneighbor: Original or Black Cherry?
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    06/11/09

    @mfnher: I'm an "original" kind of guy, so I'm hoping that's the case.
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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    06/11/09

    @The Cajun Boy: I am hooked on Coke Zero and it doesn't give me gas. What does this say about me? Am I going to die?
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    06/11/09

    @Trixie from Toronto: Well, you're Canadian, so you have healthcare, which will definitely help you.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    06/10/09

    In reply to Hugo Chavez Is Not A Fan Of Coke Zero
    By the look of him, he’s not a fan of diet anything.


    He’s got his branding down, however: Coke Zero is not the right image for Venezuela today. Tab, for example, would be far more in keeping with his regressive Bolshevik programme.

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    Image of putyohoodup putyohoodup
    06/10/09

    In reply to Hugo Chavez Is Not A Fan Of Coke Zero
    Anyone down to make a few grand by helping me smuggle a truck filled with Coke Zero into Venezuela?
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    06/11/09

    @putyohoodup: Please do not forget to take Levi's and Elton John cassettes.
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    06/10/09

    In reply to Hugo Chavez Is Not A Fan Of Coke Zero
    It's South America. Coke Zero is anathema.
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    06/10/09

    In reply to Hugo Chavez Is Not A Fan Of Coke Zero
    Those "taste-infringement" douchebags finally got to someone, huh.
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