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    Microsoft Ad and Product Advertised Could Both Conceivably Make You Want to Kill Your Family
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    Image of el smrtmnky el smrtmnky
    01/25/09

    In reply to Microsoft Ad and Product Advertised Could Both Conceivably Make You Want to Kill Your Family
    it sounds like any song that's in Ave Q
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01/13/09

    In reply to Microsoft Ad and Product Advertised Could Both Conceivably Make You Want to Kill Your Family
    Go to research.microsoft.com/songsmith and look at the contact page.


    Then email these guys for further information: [www.waggeneredstrom.com]

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    Uncle_Billy_Slumming was starred Uncle_Billy_Slumming was unstarred
    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    01/13/09

    In reply to Microsoft Ad and Product Advertised Could Both Conceivably Make You Want to Kill Your Family
    lisa's dad has a tapeworm.
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    shostakobitch was starred shostakobitch was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01/13/09

    @shostakobitch: How can you tell???
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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    01/13/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: eggs in his poop.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    01/14/09

    @shostakobitch: Now that's a very challenging line to rhyme.
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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    01/14/09

    @skahammer: eggs in his poop?


    bird's nest soup?


    mustang coupe?


    mobius loop?

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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    01/14/09

    @shostakobitch: I meant "Lisa's dad has a tapeworm." But you get the points anyway.


    Also, nice screenname.

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    Image of HouseBunnny HouseBunnny
    01/13/09

    In reply to Microsoft Ad and Product Advertised Could Both Conceivably Make You Want to Kill Your Family
    Wow my new appledung aluminum keyboard has dropped my literacy rating to single digits, folks. Sry.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/13/09

    @Cindy_McCain: at least you've got an excuse. Me, i'm just getting a little stupider each day.
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    Hydroceph was starred Hydroceph was unstarred
    Image of flipper baby flipper baby
    01/13/09

    In reply to Microsoft Ad and Product Advertised Could Both Conceivably Make You Want to Kill Your Family
    Yep,


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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    01/13/09

    In reply to Microsoft Ad and Product Advertised Could Both Conceivably Make You Want to Kill Your Family
    Whichever auteur was behind the direction and production of this clip will be revered in the years to come as the Paul Morrissey of the infomercial.
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    i'm a bottle was starred i'm a bottle was unstarred
    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    01/13/09

    In reply to Microsoft Ad and Product Advertised Could Both Conceivably Make You Want to Kill Your Family
    Sartre said "hell is other people's intentions", didn't he? I think if he had seen this, he would have been more specific.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/13/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: You know what's worse than this? Getting someone's voic-email and discovering that she's let her kid sing "You Are My Sunshine" for the outgoing message.
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    Hydroceph was starred Hydroceph was unstarred
    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    01/13/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: Hopefully those intentions can be grounded on some sort of inter-subjectively valid method of reasoning in order to harmonize those of the other independent subjects in the world. I don't, however, think Sartre ever held out hope that such a thing was possible, but his political engagement with the student and worker movement certainly demonstrated that his cynicism had its limits.


    By the way, I just farted.

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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    01/13/09

    @i'm_a_bottle: You know, if you sing that jibba jabba academo-speak into Microsoft Songsmith, while the drum plays the computer will automatically find the right chords to accompany you while you put the noose around your neck, and try desperately to end your miserable, nauseous life.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    01/13/09

    @i'm_a_bottle: Haha. That wasn't anger towards you by the way, that was solely anger towards Songsmith. I know it sounded bad.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    01/13/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: Thanks for the clarification. I can now take step down off the stool that I was planning to kick over.


    I've written ambiguous comments before that could either be interpreted against the author instead of against the true object of derision. You write it, and then don't even think about it before you send it. Then, you read it, and you're like, "Oh, crap, that wasn't what I meant at all." It's one of the hazards of commenting online in forums where you can't edit.

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    i'm a bottle was starred i'm a bottle was unstarred
    Image of mfnher mfnher
    01/13/09

    In reply to Microsoft Ad and Product Advertised Could Both Conceivably Make You Want to Kill Your Family
    If you're that actor and you get offered a Valtrex commercial or this, which do you take?
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/13/09

    @mfnher: maybe he's got a thing for children?
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    Hydroceph was starred Hydroceph was unstarred
    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    01/13/09

    In reply to Microsoft Ad and Product Advertised Could Both Conceivably Make You Want to Kill Your Family
    This is totally going to put Kanye out of business.


    BTW, Hamilton, aren't you infringing on Owen's beat?

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    i'm a bottle was starred i'm a bottle was unstarred
    Image of Baroness Baroness
    01/13/09

    In reply to Microsoft Ad and Product Advertised Could Both Conceivably Make You Want to Kill Your Family
    Zunes everywhere are crying in shame, because their Daddy is doing shameful things on the Internet again.
     Reply
    Baroness was starred Baroness was unstarred
    Image of Guy Whitey Corngood Guy Whitey Corngood
    01/13/09

    In reply to Microsoft Ad and Product Advertised Could Both Conceivably Make You Want to Kill Your Family
    This is a deleted Mr. Show sketch, right?
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    Guy Whitey Corngood was starred Guy Whitey Corngood was unstarred
    Image of DoctorEcks DoctorEcks
    01/14/09

    @Guy_Whitey_Corngood: lol..i think u r right!
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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    01/13/09

    In reply to Microsoft Ad and Product Advertised Could Both Conceivably Make You Want to Kill Your Family
    Memo to EPA: Please check the water in Redmond, WA. Thank you.
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    belltolls was starred belltolls was unstarred
    Image of quatrevingtquatre quatrevingtquatre
    01/13/09

    @belltolls:
    Water? ahahaha. There is no free water here. Just refrigerator upon refrigerator of Mountain Dew.
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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    01/13/09

    @thatonegirlsays: This may explain the Original Sin: using tha name "explorer" to refer to the both the system and internet browser.
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    belltolls was starred belltolls was unstarred
    Image of belltolls belltolls
    01/13/09

    @belltolls: Wow! My keyboard just went insane.
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    belltolls was starred belltolls was unstarred
    Image of brionity brionity
    01/13/09

    In reply to Microsoft Ad and Product Advertised Could Both Conceivably Make You Want to Kill Your Family
    Can you gouge your ears out?
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    01/13/09

    @brionity: I'll tell you if I'm successful.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/13/09

    @brionity: Try using a ballpoint pen. That's what i used.
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    Hydroceph was starred Hydroceph was unstarred
    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    01/13/09

    @Hydroceph: The following preview is rated "C" for "CUNTARRIFIC".
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/13/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: i'm actually kind of surprised they let you get away with that word.


    "S"...appropriate for anyone who sings in the shower. What about cars? I sing in my car. And swear. Singing and swearing, the modern American driving experience.

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    Hydroceph was starred Hydroceph was unstarred
    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    01/13/09

    In reply to Microsoft Ad and Product Advertised Could Both Conceivably Make You Want to Kill Your Family
    Two and a half second and I'm out. Someone should get burned at the stake for this.
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    Pope John Peeps II was starred Pope John Peeps II was unstarred
    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/13/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: It's got me feeling pretty stabby right about now.
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    Hydroceph was starred Hydroceph was unstarred
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