Clearly they’ve gone budget on their assistants. I do not want to see a white boy with a chinstrap beard handling paintings at a friggin’ Sotheby’s auction. (For those who doubt my eye, click the picture to enlarge it.)
Disgruntled auctioneers - the Spar Household has a grand total of 0 decorative items at the moment. If some of you happen to forget that you have an original Maitesse in your pocket on the way the door, call me. We can reach an arrangement.
@inflammatorywrit: I'm thinking Coffee with Bailey's for breakfast, Bloody Mary's for lunch, Whiskey all afternoon and then beer or wine after dinner until bed. Keep yourself medicated for the weekend. Good luck!!!
The minute prostitution is no longer an option is the minute I'll really start to worry. Until then, I'm stretching and lubing, undertaking a great preparation for joining the world's oldest workforce.
@gladys_kravitz: Here's one for you. My boss made me call the building office and request that instead of holiday music they play REM's "It's the end of the world as we know it" on repeat
A friend of mine worked in a gallery with a staff of three - the owners and herself. She was laid off last week. Of course, the owners still send their kids to fancy, $20,000/year elementary school...
At least I have someone to "enjoy" my own unemployment with!
I got an informal performance evaluation in which I was told I would be getting a raise, but I would likely be dissapointed in the amount because of the economy - not my performance. Now typically I would flip out over this, but at this point, I'm just glad to have a job with health care...
@JinxyMcDeath: I was able to give the people who work for me raises--small ones, no where near what they deserved, but still increases. Today I was able to hand out the Bonuses (a third of last years, but still). That's roughly what my bosses gave me as well. In the past I would have been furious for both them and for me. Now I'm just happy to still be employed. Perspective.
@JinxyMcDeath: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm not getting a raise or bonus this year and I don't have dental insurance, but hot damn, I'm just happy to have a job.
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Seems so obvious. Does Sotheby's sell groceries and the like?
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At least I have someone to "enjoy" my own unemployment with!
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Please tell me you're exaggerating. My mind hurts at trying to process that.
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