I Freakin' Love SoulCycle, Okay?
Confession: I like SoulCycle. More than “like,” even. I love it.
History Repeats Itself, First as Musical, Second as Fitness Cult
“Hamilton”-themed SoulCycle classes?
Your Fitness Community Sickens Me
You look at yourself and see a strong, vibrant member of a community of like-minded individuals. I look at you and I see a sweaty, desperate fascist in training. Three supportive cheers from the Fitness Team for your personal record today—fascist!
SoulPsycho Behavior: A Brief History of Celebrities Behaving Badly at SoulCycle
SoulCycle—ever heard of it? It’s a dark, neon hellscape where Charlize Theron routinely terrorizes Tia Mowry—I assume for sport—but it’s also more than that. It’s a place where rich people of all shapes and sizes can spend large sums of money to exercise their bodies and their aggression, often at the same time.
SoulCycle Is a Cult and This Is Its Dumbass Manifesto
The only thing crazier than paying $32 (plus water and shoes) to ride an exercise bike in the dark is the way SoulCycle is describing itself to potential investors, now that it’s going public. The word “SOULccolade” makes an appearance.http://gawker.com/5978735/we-cam…
We've just received word of an update in the ongoing SoulCycle-based feud between actresses Tia Mowry and Charlize Theron: an unnamed source spoke to E! News regarding the claim that Theron attempted to have Mowry banned from SoulCycle forever, saying, "this is totally fabricated and completely not true." More as this…
Act Like A Child, For Fitness
Gawker's longtime disdain for SoulCycle's fiendish intensity, and all the evil that stationary biking harbors, may finally be coming to a triumphant end. A new fitness trend among urbane New Yorkers with golden-lined pockets, as the NY Times reports, is acting like you are a wittle, wittle baby. Classes have popped up…
Homeless Soulcycle Classes Coming To A Citi Bike Near You
Cardio Party! Comedian "The Fat Jew" is bringing Soulcycle's model to the masses, leading New York's homeless in spin classes atop docked Citibikes.
Gawker's least favorite exercise fad, SoulCycle, is opening shop in Williamsburg. "Hint, hint: If you've never been to Brooklyn, now might be a good time to check it out," says the press release. Ha. "Cross the bridge. Change your body. Find your SOUL!" continues the press release. Ha ha.
We Came, We Spun, We Dubstepped: Gawker Does SoulCycle
Spinlighenment fitness craze SoulCycle has swept New York and recently landed in the pages of New York magazine, in which writer Alex Morris described it like this:
Solving America's Greatest Problem: Sweating Too Much at Spin Class
Of all the things that are wrong with our country today, finally we have a solution for one of them. Yes, rich people are sweating so much at their $30 an hour spin classes that they are actually ruining the bikes. We need new bikes!
