Picture, if you will, a bloated, pasty hick Republican politico, sailing on two wheels down a dirt road in the General Lee like a millenial Duke of Hazzard with a young stripper at his side, leaving a trail of flying gravel, dildos and Enzyte in his wake like the tail of the most bizarre comet that ever traversed the heavens.
And there you have the logo for the GOP Presidential candidate in 2012. #sex
Having been to SC twice, this probably rates in the top 5, just ahead of humping your harley in myrtle beach but just behind getting threatened for being a carpetbagging Yank (ps, the war's over) #sex
The lede on the S.C. political blog that broke the story: "One of S.C. Attorney General Henry McMaster’s top lieutenants has abruptly resigned from his post after allegations of a cemetery sex tryst with a prostitute surfaced Monday."
The lede on the S.C. paper - the biggest in the state - following it up: "An assistant state attorney general was stopped in his car by a Columbia police officer Monday on suspicion of illegal activity, identified himself as an employee of the attorney general's office, and was not charged with a crime."
@heywhat: I always considered "dude" to be gender non-specific.
Trojan actually has commercials for vibrating penis rings on network television. [www.trojanvibratingring.com]#sex
Can you imagine the shit storm on the right if Russell Fieingold (or someone) had shouted out (truthfully!) 'Liar!' when Bush laid out that bull crap about Iraq buying yellow cake from Niger? The rants of "Un-American" "Nazi" "Socialist", you name it, would have been deafening.
There is no sufficient citizenship verification requirements to ensure illegal immigrants are excluded from benefits they are not due in this health care bill. Republicans did have legislation in the bill that required verification to ensure citizenship, but it was taken out by the democrats. So what you now have, is a bill that will provide care to anyone who asks for it without any sort of verification on citizenship. Joe Wilson was right on the money.
@shaithis: Prove Joe Wilson is a citizen. I'll need film of his birth along with a continuous chain of evidence for his fingerprints. Until you do, no health care for Joe Wilson at any price.
He perfectly summed up the right's position on health insurance reform in a two-word sentence. All that was missing was for him to hold his breath, stamp his feet and wet himself and the hissy fit tantrum Republicans are having over these much-needed, incremental steps would have been complete.
So...how much did the insurance companies donate to his last few campaigns, anyway?
@Unforgiven: Wasn't South Carolina where England sent all it's incorrigible criminals before the started shipping them off to Australia? If so, that would explain a lot.
Funny! I said to my boyfriend last night "wow Pelosi looks like she's trying to shoot laser beams out of her eyes to incinerate that joker!" Amused to see you say nearly the same thing here.
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And there you have the logo for the GOP Presidential candidate in 2012. #sex
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The lede on the S.C. paper - the biggest in the state - following it up: "An assistant state attorney general was stopped in his car by a Columbia police officer Monday on suspicion of illegal activity, identified himself as an employee of the attorney general's office, and was not charged with a crime."
Newspapers are suicidal. #sex
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Trojan actually has commercials for vibrating penis rings on network television.
[www.trojanvibratingring.com] #sex
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So...how much did the insurance companies donate to his last few campaigns, anyway?
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