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The Complete List of Things America Gave to Prince Harry

Future gag-gift-giving uncle Prince Harry is wrapping up his Spring Break tour of the U.S. with a polo match in Connecticut today, because nothing says "I am a man of the people and I 'get' America" quite like a spirited polo event in the rough-and-tumble Nutmeg State.
Marine Refuses to Lend Military the American Flag That Covered Saddam's Statue
Ten years ago today, TV carried one of the most iconic, if stage-managed and misremembered, images of the invasion of Iraq: Moments before toppling the statue of Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein in Baghdad's Firdos Square, several Marines used a United States flag to cover Saddam's face before prudently swapping it for…
The Democratic Swag Bag Sucks Even Worse Than the Republican One
When I think of things that should be in a political convention swag bag, I think colorful t-shirts, buttons, and unnecessary bridge-building projects for my district. The Republicans disappointed. The Democrats are even worse.
America's Gift Shops Deprived of Adorable Murder Dolls
Proving that it's never too late to still be "too soon," the Gettysburg Museum & Visitor Center decided this week to remove a line of controversial John Wilkes Booth bobblehead dolls from its bookstore.
Lady Takes Baby Pictures Beside Osama Bin Laden's Hideaway
A Pakistani woman with a Burberry purse photographed her daughter beside the gate to Osama bin Laden's Abbottabad compound today. An Associated Press photographer captured the moment.
Royal Wedding Memorabilia: An Industry Is Born
Hours after Prince William announced his engagement, England's "heritage souvenir" industry has flown into action. Commemorative royal wedding magazines! Royal wedding t-shirts! Royal wedding thimbles! A guide to the souvenirs already available, plus a few suggestions of our own, below.
Buy the Statue of Liberty's Nose!
Hey, eccentric billionaires: You can buy a piece of Lady Liberty's nose! A copper nose tip used in the Statue of Liberty's 1983 renovation is up for auction. Estimated selling price: $150,000-$200,000. Goes well with stuffed grizzly bears.
Buy Tom Cruise's Backwash for $2,200!
If Tom Cruise went to Brazil, drank some Matte Leão, and then threw the cup out, you'd want someone to dig it out of the trash and sell it to you, right?