Someone decided to introduce dogs to the depraved human pastime of competitive eating, and naturally, they're very good at it. (Have you met dogs? They've been practicing for this their whole lives.)

Clearwater, FL police say 33-year-old Melissa Dawn Sellers was taken into custody this week after she went a little overboard and called her roommate some names she regretted the next morning. Just kidding, she lit him on fire!