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Freegan
12/18/08

In reply to Sparks: 2002-2008
Bud Light Lime or Tequiza is amazing.
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tunamelt
12/18/08

@Freegan: Miller Chill = terrible.
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allyzay
12/18/08

In reply to Sparks: 2002-2008
We first encountered Sparks in the early 2000s, when broke-ass gutterpunks in Minneapolis suddenly began imbibing it. By the time the trend migrated to pretend-broke-ass scenesters in Brooklyn

sure, that is how that happened.
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overunderover
12/18/08

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There are some things I will never, ever understand. This phenomenon being one of them.
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Fuzzy_duffel_bag
12/18/08

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Ethiopian food + 9 Advil + 2 Sparks Lite = almost instantaneous vomiting.
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Multiphasic
12/18/08

In reply to Sparks: 2002-2008
This stuff had pretty thoroughly permeated the Santa Barbara punk scene by 2002, neatly explaining away the Ataris and Dim Mak and whatever the fuck it is Parry Gripp does.
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RaptorAvatar
12/18/08

@Multiphasic: Actually, I think the good stuff those entities did was the sparks. I think they all switched to blow in 2005 though.
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MrInBetween
12/18/08

In reply to Sparks: 2002-2008
The hell with the vodka. It's the FOSC Yellow No. 5 that I'll miss most about Sparks.
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RaptorAvatar
12/18/08

In reply to Sparks: 2002-2008
Everyone mourning sparks needs to switch to Cisco, it's a little bit more wanton (because 1 bottle contains either 4 or 8 servings) but you still get the correct effect.
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leonleonleon
12/18/08

In reply to Sparks: 2002-2008
"In a statement, they said: 'MillerCoors has also agreed to cease particular marketing themes that appeal to underage youth, eliminating advertisements that feature a bright-orange-stained tongue and not renewing its contract with William Ocean, an air-guitar champion who does a back flip onto an opened can of Sparks at all of his shows. MillerCoors will also immediately discontinue the Sparks website, which looks like it was created by a college freshman.'"

[adage.com]

It should've been discontinued for these reasons alone
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hamburgerhotdog
12/18/08

In reply to Sparks: 2002-2008
Twentysomethings, you now have an OK Cola of your own...
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Mediokra
12/18/08

In reply to Sparks: 2002-2008
I, too, discovered Sparks in Minneapolis. I remember coming back to my dorm one cold night and all the scenester art kids were running around with orange lips. R.I.P. Sparks. We had some good times.
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Khrushchev
12/18/08

In reply to Sparks: 2002-2008
I'm going to buy a six-pack on my way home from work, no question.
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SidAndFinancy
12/18/08

In reply to Sparks: 2002-2008
Kids today. Irish coffee FTW!
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City_Dater
12/18/08

@SidAndFinancy:

OH YES! And especially now, as the holiday season is upon us and some of our mothers frown on the consumption of alcohol before noon...
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CrossWord
12/18/08

In reply to Sparks: 2002-2008
Fuck fuck fuck.

So long, Chamsparks. We hardly knew ye.
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tunamelt
12/18/08

In reply to Sparks: 2002-2008
So are they pulling them off the shelves or just selling what stock is left, and then not making more? Do I need to go make a run on the Ralphs, basically, is what I'm asking, here.
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MidTwix
12/18/08

In reply to Sparks: 2002-2008
Wait - Zima is gone? Where have I been???
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randomnessish
12/18/08

@MidTwix: HOLY SHIT, I thought Zima went obsolete in like, 1998 or something.

This is like finding a coelacanth in your backyard, only to have it zapped by lightning.
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