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    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    08/25/09

    In reply to Skankblogger Is The Real Victim Here
    Ms. Port's lame miming of the "hand-job-with-my-mouth" technique in the above photograph makes me ache for Kari.
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    Image of BlinkyMcChuck BlinkyMcChuck
    08/24/09

    In reply to Skankblogger Is The Real Victim Here
    Also, what they didn't doesn't qualify as a TOS violation, right?
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    Image of BlinkyMcChuck BlinkyMcChuck
    08/24/09

    @BlinkyMcChuck: did, that is.
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    Image of BlinkyMcChuck BlinkyMcChuck
    08/24/09

    In reply to Skankblogger Is The Real Victim Here
    She ain't gonna get it. Google's dealt with her kind a ton, and worse, and paid nothing.
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    Image of Edward Lionheart Edward Lionheart
    08/24/09

    In reply to Skankblogger Is The Real Victim Here
    Not much sympathy for Rosemary here--although for my money she's rather cuter than her foe, but PLEASE do not libel our giant Japanese lizard thingie out of this. MechaGodzilla would have destroyed the Earth, not to mention Tokyo, whereas the G-man after a rocky start in the '50s was ultimately on our side and had little Japanese kids cheering him on.
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    Image of NigelAstydameia NigelAstydameia
    08/24/09

    In reply to Skankblogger Is The Real Victim Here
    There's an old saying, Rosemary: "Think before you act (like a stupid, vindictive child)." Okay, I added that last part so maybe you'd get it.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    08/24/09

    In reply to Skankblogger Is The Real Victim Here
    By the way, HamNo, "blow job" is two words. Don't rush.
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    Image of SpyMagician SpyMagician
    08/24/09

    In reply to Skankblogger Is The Real Victim Here
    Did the skank died?
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    Image of bowel_and_the_obstructors bowel_and_the_obstructors
    08/24/09

    In reply to Skankblogger Is The Real Victim Here
    Did we ever actually settle the question of whether or not this woman is, in fact, a skank? I'm sorry the case resolved the way it did. I was really looking forward to discovery on that.
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    Image of Cynical Media Bitch Cynical Media Bitch
    08/24/09

    In reply to Skankblogger Is The Real Victim Here
    I always bet on Mothra.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    08/24/09

    In reply to Skankblogger Is The Real Victim Here
    I think everyone who reads Gawker should start an anonymous WordPress blog calling a random person a "skank."

    Then, wait for Google or whomever to out us as the Skankbloggers and then file a class action suit against Google Or WordPress or both.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    08/24/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: Oh, hello, you drunk ex-pat skank, how is Europe treating you?
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    08/24/09

    @BookishLookish: Pretty fucking well!

    Are you having skanktastic times in the library, miss bookish?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    08/24/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: Not as skanky as I would like it, sweets. Working way too much, my busy season, alas. Have one for me.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    08/24/09

    @BookishLookish:

    When I'm sitting in a cafe chasing my xanax with vodka shots tonight, whenever I see a skank walk by I'll think of you.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    08/24/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: If she gives you European bitchface (TM), then twitches her big ass at you, like Michael Jackson sang, I'll be there.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    08/24/09

    @BookishLookish: You really need to go to the UK for those types of skanks. French skanks are more likely to be covered in weirdo tats and carrying around pet rats, ferrets or snakes.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    08/24/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: Oh right, France. Viva la difference, but that's not really my style, unless the animal has been skinned and sewn into a coat.

    And women who walk around with snakes just make me think of Blade Runner: "Watch her take the play-shur from the serpent that once corrupted man."
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    08/24/09

    @BookishLookish: Now there's a Blade Runner quote that will nevertheless confound most idle SF fanboys like myself. Well played.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    08/24/09

    @skahammer: Idle? Idol, more like it.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    08/25/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: I don't think Emily's updating that one any more, actually.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    08/24/09

    In reply to Skankblogger Is The Real Victim Here
    what about mothra?
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    Image of hilikusopus hilikusopus
    08/24/09

    @if_i_only_had_a_heart: and Gamera?
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    Image of SuperBien SuperBien
    08/24/09

    @Cynical Media Bitch: @if_i_only_had_a_heart: @hilikusopus: Forget MechaGodzilla, Mothra, or Gamera . . . Charles Barkley trumps them all!
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    08/24/09

    In reply to Skankblogger Is The Real Victim Here
    Come on, HamNo darling, we are ALWAYS on the side of Godzilla! He is the king of Monster Island and he has a little son! Rosemary Port is MechaGodzilla here and please do not have any sympathy for her tech-stalking nor her giant mechanical maw nor her inability to man up and admit she was the one who, excuse me, started a mean-ass blog about another girl, 'cause Rosemary is a mean girl and--judging from that photo--a Barbie doll with no nipples and "Mattel" across her ass, a sad congenital birth defect often incorrectly assumed to be a tramp stamp.
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    Image of Sandy Magic Jackson Sandy Magic Jackson
    08/24/09

    In reply to Skankblogger Is The Real Victim Here
    You forgot Rodan. I think he studied law at Georgetown and can be quite convincing during summation.
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    Pope John Peeps II promoted this comment Sandy Magic Jackson was starred Sandy Magic Jackson was unstarred
    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    08/24/09

    @Sandy Magic Jackson: True. His classic defense strategy of "SSCCRREEEEEEEE" is extremely convincing.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    08/24/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: Yet somehow Godzilla has never served a day of prison time.

    I suspect backroom dealmaking. And, you know, radioactivity-induced superstrength.
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    Image of SuperBien SuperBien
    08/24/09

    @skahammer: . . . and death ray breath . . .
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    Edited by SuperBien at 08/24/09 12:08 PM SuperBien was starred SuperBien was unstarred
    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    08/24/09

    @Sandy Magic Jackson: I like his statuary. In particular, the Burghers of Calais.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    08/24/09

    @Sandy Magic Jackson: Just more evidence that Georgetown Law is slipping and will admit anybody these days.
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