Paul Ryan Vows To Continue Depressing Ritual of Sleeping on a Cot in His Office
Sen. Paul Ryan, the newly-elected Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, will not let the new title go to his head. He will not be moving over to the the Speaker’s office in the Capitol, he will not stop his daily buns and guns, and he certainly will not start sleeping in a real bed in a real home during the…
Paul Ryan Clinches Speaker Nomination in Stunning Landslide
Lean In Award of the Day winner Paul Ryan won the Republican nomination for Speaker of the House Wednesday in a stunning landslide for the job literally no one else wanted.
Paul Ryan Declares Candidacy for Speaker of the House
Folks—he’s going for it. After winning Sheryl Sandberg’s “Lean In Award of the Day” on Wednesday, Paul Ryan has declared his candidacy for Speaker of the House, the Associated Press reports.
House Freedom Caucus Will Support Paul Ryan for Speaker of the House
Paul Ryan’s candidacy for the soon-to-be-vacant House Speaker position just got a major boost towards realization: the House Freedom Caucus now says they will support Ryan for the position, “all but guaranteeing he’ll get the job,” according to the Associated Press.
A Running List of People Willing to Accept the Position of Speaker of the House

Realistically speaking, no one wants to be the Speaker of the House. It is an awful, thankless job that spells certain political death for whichever misguided soul ascends to its cursed ranks. That said, someone has to do it. And now that Kevin McCarthy is out of the running, throwing the House of Representatives into…
Democrats Are Trolling Republicans with Sick Political Burns
After the auspicious stepping-down of former tan mom/emotional dad John Boehner, and the subsequent withdrawal of speaker candidate Rep. Kevin McCarthy, the Republican party is at a loss, grasping for straws — or anyone who will volunteer to lead the party. Meanwhile, the Democrats are having a jolly good laugh at the…
Kevin McCarthy Suddenly Drops out of Race for Speaker, Makes People Cry
House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy, who recently boasted about how effective the Benghazi select committee was at “dropping” Hillary Clinton’s “numbers,” has pulled himself out of the running for Speaker of the House, the Wall Street Journal reports.
John Boehner Is Your New House Speaker
Going into today's congressional transfer of power, most observers expected that new Speaker John Boehner would have to wrest the leader's gavel from Nancy Pelosi's death grip. But she handed it over, after a pleasantly batty speech. Congratulations, John Boehner!
Meet the Boehners
[It's a big Boehner day on Capitol Hill! Here's incoming Speaker John Boehner posing with ten of his eleven (less orange-skinned) siblings outside the House chamber today, before his swearing-in. Image via speakerboehner/Flickr]
Tears of a Boehner
If you haven't seen frequent crier John Boehner's hilarious waterworks performance from last night's 60 Minutes yet, you haven't lived. All Lesley Stahl had to do was mention "opportunity" or "achievement" and voila: Explosive tears, from the incoming House Speaker.
