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    There Is No Way to Describe How Much the Michael Jackson Memorial Matters

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    Image of SeaBassTian SeaBassTian
    07/07/09

    In reply to There Is No Way to Describe How Much the Michael Jackson Memorial Matters
    Martin Bashir must be spinning in his grave. Wait, he's still alive? Then we should all Netflix Living with Michael Jackson tonight in silent protest.
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    Image of Thatcornellguy Thatcornellguy
    07/07/09

    In reply to There Is No Way to Describe How Much the Michael Jackson Memorial Matters
    The first truly global memorial? Really? So all that round the world news coverage when Princess Di passed away was just semi-global? Does anyone remember that? The televised funeral on NBC? ANYONE???
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    Image of Bellyboop Bellyboop
    07/07/09

    In reply to There Is No Way to Describe How Much the Michael Jackson Memorial Matters
    Where do the Beatles fit in all this?
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/07/09

    @Bellyboop: MJ> Beatles > Jesus > Allah > Robert Redford.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/07/09

    In reply to There Is No Way to Describe How Much the Michael Jackson Memorial Matters
    Er, DEFCON 4 is really no biggie. DEFCON 2 would be.


    [www.defconwarningsystem.com]


    Dumbass FOX News.

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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    07/07/09

    @BookishLookish: It's an underreported fact that last week, America was at DEFCON HOLYSHITMICHAELJACKSONDIED!!!11!
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    Image of Mymoustache Mymoustache
    07/07/09

    In reply to There Is No Way to Describe How Much the Michael Jackson Memorial Matters
    Q. What are Farrah Fawcett, Billy Mays and Michael Jackson expecting for Christmas this year?


    A. Patrick Swayze

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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    07/07/09

    @Mymoustache: Aw. Nobody puts Swayze in the coffin.
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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    07/07/09

    @Awesome X: Ha!
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    07/07/09

    In reply to There Is No Way to Describe How Much the Michael Jackson Memorial Matters
    Gosh, all this for Billy Mays ...
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    Image of ithabeleng metesunyane ithabeleng metesunyane
    07/07/09

    In reply to There Is No Way to Describe How Much the Michael Jackson Memorial Matters
    Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?


    A: One is made out of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    07/07/09

    @ithabeleng metesunyane: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?


    From a catalog ... bonk!

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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    07/07/09

    In reply to There Is No Way to Describe How Much the Michael Jackson Memorial Matters
    By "nuclear weapons," you mean penises, right?
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    07/07/09

    In reply to There Is No Way to Describe How Much the Michael Jackson Memorial Matters
    Don't you mean a four-way between JFK, RFK, Jackie and Marilyn, while Sinatra fought Castro in a cage match for Ava Gardner? Because that really happened.
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    07/07/09

    In reply to The Michael Jackson Memorial Clusterfuck
    All of this shows just how many people don't have jobs today.
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    07/07/09

    In reply to The Michael Jackson Memorial Clusterfuck
    Dumbo would have been there too, but he sold his ticket on eBay to the meerkat from The Lion King.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    07/07/09

    In reply to The Michael Jackson Memorial Clusterfuck
    At some point the hearse carrying his casket is going to have to make it through the crowds around the Staples Center perimeter. Crush injuries,anyone?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/07/09

    In reply to The Michael Jackson Memorial Clusterfuck
    *shakes head slowly, sighs deeply*
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    Image of valet_of_the_dolls valet_of_the_dolls
    07/07/09

    @BookishLookish: Probably the only appropriate response, doll.
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    Image of Mr_Stephens_Head_Of_Catering Mr_Stephens_Head_Of_Catering
    07/07/09

    In reply to The Michael Jackson Memorial Clusterfuck
    * There will be a Children Drop Off center at the back of the Nokia Theater for all members of the media who brought their children to work today. The Nokia Theater takes no responsibility if the child is left unattended


    P.S. The back of the theater where the Children Center is, is also where Jacksons body will enter and exit the theater. Again, we are not responsible.

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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    07/07/09

    @Mr_Stephens_Head_Of_Catering: Is it true they are permanently naming the spot "The Michael Jackson Memorial Child Drop-off Center"?
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/07/09

    In reply to The Michael Jackson Memorial Clusterfuck
    Hmm. When the spotlight is turned on, roaches usually scurry.
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