@irishflyesq: And THIS is what makes him seem so unattractive, IMO. I'd even take him 30, bald and fat if he were smart, funny and didn't shave his nether-regions.
@Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: Yea, right? WTF is wrong with that woman? Even if it's true, you don't say that kind of thing in public about your daughter! Especially not if you want a relationship with them EVER.
Also, Mommy Dearest conveniently neglected to mention that she (Candy) was boning some other guy under her husband's nose, as he slowly wasted away. Nice, eh?
@Private Hangnail: I just don't see her being able to yell that "All right, faggot..." line at Ted, but what do I know--maybe her thespian powers run deep too.
Hey Cajun, here's something you're dying to report on- Ms Spears' time of the ladyhood. [www.nypost.com] Yes, I don't know how to email you. Yes, this is more of a Jezebelly item.
What a brilliant apology. "Hey, man, I'm really sorry I ate your leftovers in the frig last night. Oh btw, that was the 24th bag of your leftovers I've eaten since 1998. Well, gotta run."
@Steverino Begins: "Hey, man, I'm really sorry I jerked off while smelling your underwear last night. Oh btw, it was the umpteenth time I've done it." Wow, I can write it, but can I actually say it out loud? We share a rent-stabilized apartment, after all.
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And phlox are phlox are phlox
Sometimes I walk on tippy toes
For blocks and blocks and blocks.
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A) HOT at 18.
B) Firmly on the slippery slope at 24.
C) Bald and fat at 30.
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Also, Mommy Dearest conveniently neglected to mention that she (Candy) was boning some other guy under her husband's nose, as he slowly wasted away. Nice, eh?
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Yes, this is more of a Jezebelly item.
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