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Heidi and Spencer Are Well Aware of Themselves, Thank You
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, two of the more invested stars of MTV reality smash The Hills, know that you know that they know that you know that they're fake. Phew. They don't bother with the pretense of being discreet in the way the pose for paparazzi photographs, cause fake "drama," and desperately ingratiate themselves to monsters like TMZ warlock Harvey Levin. "We're entertainers," Heidi tells the LA Times in a new story on the couple. Hm. Fair enough. I can actually, uh, sort of respect that. At least they're honest! And it works. According to Spencer, they get $50,000 each for a two hour club appearance. I don't know what's more disheartening, that they make more in two hours than I do in a year, or that a club can afford to pay such a ridiculous lump of sweaty cash, because business will in fact boom after a "Speidi" visit. I just can't believe that people actually want to drink with these fools. But aparently they do, and that's all Heidi and Spencer's doing. Which is kind of brilliant. It's one of the reasons why they're besties with Us Weekly editor Janice Min, I'm sure. More »
Why?
"If you're dating a guy, right away. If you're dating girl, I think you'll know pretty quick if she's into that. If they're not bringing it up, it's not something on their agenda. That's just realistic. My boxing coach Dirty Phi says, 'If you stick your pinkie in there, and then another finger, and then another, and she responds happily, then it's cool.'" - The Hills's Spencer Pratt on, um, when to bring up the topic of butt sex with your significant other. From Radar.
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Little Circus Bumbles Into Town
[Reality TV stars Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag (under the hat!) at LAX yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin]
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After Partyness
This one was too good to relegate to the map. Plus it's pretty long so it might show up funky. Behold: at a Tribeca Film Fest after party, we've got Rachel Dratch longing to be back on TV, Nikki "Hairspray" Blonski, Spencer Breslin, Heidi Montag and Spencer Twat trying to control who looks at them, and Ally Sheedy looking ancient. Sighting after the jump, old school Gawker Stalker style. More »
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Emailing "I feel in love with your daughter Uma" Is Bad Netiquette
- Testifying against her alleged stalker, Uma Thurman's dad said the man emailed him a few times about the study-abroad program at Columbia, where the dad is a professor. He had no clue the guy was a stalker, or even knew who his daughter was. Then one day the alleged stalker wrote: "Today the center of my forehead is ticking now and then. I feel in love with your daughter Uma." And later: "Apparently hoping it would be forwarded to the actress.... 'Work on that accent for our wedding night. Pretty please.'"
- Charlie Sheen resumed seeing hookers at least until last year, including while he was in rehab, using fake doctor's appointments, according to a former Los Angeles madam. Sheen's rep said "this is an old, old, old story," as though that's not the point. [P6]
- Rosie O'Donnell on Miley Cyrus' Vanity Fair shoot: "Leave Miley Cyrus alone... Listen, Annie Leibovitz – I had two photo shoots with her... You kind of do what she says. It's intimidating. I also didn't think it was a pornographic photo in any capacity. I thought it was sort of a beautiful portrait." [People]
- Spencer Pratt on Miley Cyrus' Vanity Fair shoot: "I didn’t think it was that bad. Supposedly, she’s wearing a top underneath. It’s artistic." [Us]
- Jennifer Lopez's reality show will involve her stupid new perfume, and not the fortified wing of her house she and her Scientologist friends designed for her twins. Great, I just signed up for TLC, and now I have to cancel. [People]
- Rehabbed actress Kirsten Dunst is supposedly taking co-star Ryan Gosling to 12-step meetings. [P6]
- Singer Mariah Carey is engaged to rapper Nick Cannon. The ring is 17 carats and cost $2.5 million. Tasteful. [P6]
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Hills Star Settles For B-List Presidential Event
Last week The Hills star Heidi Montag turned down an invitation to sit at MSNBC.com's table at the White House Correspondent's Dinner, reportedly because boyfriend/manager Spencer Pratt said the event, which includes top journalists and is attended by the president, wasn't "A-Listy enough." MSNBC awkwardly denied, then admitted that it had invited Montag. Well, it turns out Montag and Pratt condescended to come to the dinner (the picture at left was taken there), invited by the shameless celebrity panderers at Fortune magazine, according to Page Six: More »
The Hills
Spencer Pratt knows "for 100% fact" that a Lauren Conrad/Jason Wahler sex tape existed. One hundred. Fucking. Percent. Fact. Not 10% fact like reasons to invade a country. Not 50% fact like a Barack Obama campaign speech. Not even 75% fact like goings on at a Duke lacrosse party. We're talking 100%. And he'll take a lie detector to prove it. Oh yeah? [Us]
Spencer Pratt knows "for 100% fact" that a Lauren Conrad/Jason Wahler sex tape existed. One hundred. Fucking. Percent. Fact. Not 10% fact like reasons to invade a country. Not 50% fact like a Barack Obama campaign speech. Not even 75% fact like goings on at a Duke lacrosse party. We're talking 100%. And he'll take a lie detector to prove it. Oh yeah? [Us]
No Hills Star For Bush
Heidi Montag cancels on White House Correspondents dinner, featuring fellow Republican George W. Bush: "MSNBC had invited Montag to be a guest at its table at the Washington Hilton. 'Then Spencer got involved as her manager,' a source told Page Six. 'He demanded first-class tickets for both him and Heidi - even though he wasn't invited.' When the network balked, Pratt canceled Montag's appearance, claiming, according to our source, 'It wasn't "A-listy" enough.'" [Post]
Sad Things
The Hills' Heidi Montag has a little video interview with Us where she talks about a potential spin-off series, all of her "ups and downs," and how "obsessed" her father is with her boyfriend/manager/wicked Rumpelstiltskin Spencer Pratt.
The Hills' Heidi Montag has a little video interview with Us where she talks about a potential spin-off series, all of her "ups and downs," and how "obsessed" her father is with her boyfriend/manager/wicked Rumpelstiltskin Spencer Pratt.
We Are All Part Of The Problem
Do you really want to know what Spencer and Heidi were wearing in Midtown today? Our stalker has the deets.
Grand Old Tarty
Surprise! Odious strip of Laffy Taffy Heidi Montag is voting Republican. The Hills star recently told Us Weekly that she'll be voting for McCain because "he has a lot of experience." When boyfriend, manager, and Weasleys' garden gnome Spencer Pratt suggested she maybe shouldn't make a public endorsement, Montag replied, "I don't think anyone cares who Heidi Montag votes for." Heidi Montag is right. Heidi Montag can vote for whomever she wants and no one cares. Heidi Montag would like to go home now. Heidi Montag seems to be stuck in this chicken wire.
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Scientology's Glamorous New Friends
- Game over, Scientology wins, they have Pete Doherty and Sumner Redstone. Viacom chairman Redstone hasn't actually converted but did have lunch with Scientology bigshot Tom Cruise, probably canceling in his area a personal and business rift with the actor and paving the way for more sweet Mission Impossible money. Doherty has been reading up on the religion and shacking up with a Scientologist DJ who probably hasn't yet mentioned the religion's stance on psychoactive drugs.
- Accidental gay porno fan (and singer) John Mayer posted a long rambly blog "about a young guy who maintains a celebrity blog... who has wrestled with a lifelong battle for acceptance as a gay man." Then, mercifully, "I'm going quiet now." [JohnMayer.com]
- Star overlord Bonnie Fuller said singer Britney Spears' parents are "pimps" who treat their daughters like "cash registers" and "bank machines." To back this up, the American Media editorial director has both an anonymous quote and a book-plugging psychiatrist. Air. Tight. [HuffPo]
- There's talk of a Hills movie. Well, of course there is. The question is, have they stockpiled enough stares. [MTV]
- Hills stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt "work on their relationship" by going to Vegas and staying in different rooms, in different hotels and barely talking. Actually, that is seriously a dream vacation for some couples. [People]
- Atress Lindsay Lohan will play a member of the Manson family. [E! Online]
- She's supposedly jetting off to rehab soon, but singer Amy Winehouse still can't manage to get to the jail on time to visit her husband. [Sun]
Call Me
Want to "talk" to The Hills' Heidi Montag? Call (310) 220-0244. Want to leave a message for her boyfriend, wicked Chucky doll Spencer Pratt? Call (310) 220-0215.
Want to "talk" to The Hills' Heidi Montag? Call (310) 220-0244. Want to leave a message for her boyfriend, wicked Chucky doll Spencer Pratt? Call (310) 220-0215.
Spencerz Cans Write?
In a mutually beneficial stunt, Radar is giving Hills villain Spencer Pratt his own column, entitled "YO SPENCER!" Spencer would have offered his services to Us, but they're on Team Heidi. [AP]
In a mutually beneficial stunt, Radar is giving Hills villain Spencer Pratt his own column, entitled "YO SPENCER!" Spencer would have offered his services to Us, but they're on Team Heidi. [AP]
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