Kristen and Audrina should have a black eyeliner-off. Whoever can rim their eyes to look most like a panda bear wins the heart of Justin Bobby. #thehills
A hairstylist. Because, really Kristin? You're on a popular reality show and you can't come up with anything better than a sloppy ponytail... Also, you seem drunk every time you're at a party. If this is the case, let's roll with it, MTV. At least it's something interesting. #thehills
It's amazing because in this one clip, it's like watching an old episode of Laugh In, and something amazing from the future as well. Holly Montag is the confluence of all events throughout history.
Also if MTV has any brains, they will make this one of those Christmastime On Demand screensavers for your television, like the burning yule log and the snow scenes. She is mesmerizing. #thehills
The editing for that Bolthouse event where Holly supposedly got smashed was so completely disjointed and bizarre. I half expected a cutaway to some lions on the veld, and then maybe a little girl picking flowers, and then nuclear annihilation. #thehills
Maybe it's because I consume alcohol regularly, but this whole Holly situation seems fucking absurd. If MTV wants to make a real "statement" against alcohol and/or drugs they should do a "Where Are They Now" of some old Real World cast members. #thehills
I'm going to assume that Gawker has copy-edited the above transcript. There is no way in hell these people can write this decent while texting. #thehills
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Also if MTV has any brains, they will make this one of those Christmastime On Demand screensavers for your television, like the burning yule log and the snow scenes. She is mesmerizing. #thehills
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