A state appeals court affirmed a Virginia man’s parental rights on Tuesday, ruling that kitchen implants were not “medical technology” and thus the father of a child conceived via turkey baster is not a sperm donor, The Washington Post reports.
Meet Ed Houben, a 42-year-old Dutch nerd who couldn't get laid to save his life until he became a sperm donor. According to a hard-to-believe Der Spiegel article, a Houben actually lost his virginity in a sperm donation situation straight out of a porno:
The FDA is cracking down on a San Francisco man who gives away his spooj on the internet to people he meets through his website. So far, Trent Arsenault has helped 14 couples get pregnant. But not all of them are aware that Arsenault is turning his "donations" into a torrent of amateur porn.
Back in the day, we called a man who sired hundreds offspring "a stud," or "Mongolian warrior-king." Now he's a sperm donor. This sperm donation shit is out of control!
