This coming April, Broadway's biggest tourist trap will be going dark. Of course Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark isn't closing, it makes like a billion dollars a day. But it will be turning on the dark for one special performance geared specifically toward children on the autism spectrum.
Not even Viagra will help this actor's serious case of whiskey dick. This actress got pregnant with her best friend's boyfriend's baby. And this actress is trying to convince the press she's dating a man everyone knows is a closet case. The only secrets anyone ever has are in the bedroom.
The Broadway shitsplosion Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark finally, finally, officially opened last night, meaning this morning the (new) reviews came in. So where'd all that tweaking and Julie Taymor firing get them? Nowhere good, it seems.
Disastrous Broadway musical Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark finally, really, actually opened, believe it or not. No one died, or anything! Guess who showed up? Julie Taymor, the director who was forced out by producers just a few months ago.
Chorus boy-hobbling megamusical/bottomless comedy font Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark is back from a months-long hiatus, and great news: It's fully retooled!
Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark, the $65 million Broadway musical from Lion King director Julie Taymor and Bono, of the Irish Bonos, was supposed to open on Monday night. It didn't—it's been delayed, again, till March 15—but that didn't stop a bunch of critics from reviewing it anyway. And they all agree: It's…
Tonight, Stephen Colbert gave a "Tip of [His] Hat" to the doomed Spider-Man broadway musical for, well, selling tons of tickets even though its actors keep getting injured. Then, Colbert called on other plays to violently follow suit. Watch inside.
