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    God's Eight-Legged Operative Fails To Complete Reconnaissance Mission

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    09/27/09

    In reply to God's Eight-Legged Operative Fails To Complete Reconnaissance Mission
    Arachna-Popia!
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    Image of Lucia Toledo Lucia Toledo
    09/27/09

    In reply to God's Eight-Legged Operative Fails To Complete Reconnaissance Mission
    Not a great pope, but a great performer.
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    09/27/09

    In reply to God's Eight-Legged Operative Fails To Complete Reconnaissance Mission
    It's like when the fly went into that guy's mouth in "Raiders."
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    09/27/09

    In reply to God's Eight-Legged Operative Fails To Complete Reconnaissance Mission
    The space pope would've made short work of him, with a flick of his tongue.
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    Kaiser-Machead was starred Kaiser-Machead was unstarred
    Image of scarletmenace scarletmenace
    09/26/09

    In reply to God's Eight-Legged Operative Fails To Complete Reconnaissance Mission
    I kept thinking the bug would crawl back into that mark on his cheek.
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    Image of Airvault Airvault
    09/27/09

    @scarletmenace: Before I played the clip I thought that the spot was the spider. I was readying myself for comedy of the likes rarely seen.
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    Image of meechybee meechybee
    03/20/09

    In reply to Drudge Warns of Imaginary Killer Boner Spider
    Awwwww, not enough hurricanes for you Matty-boy?


    Seriously, the next time he uses a 10-FEET OF SNOW headline as proof that global warming does not exist, I might go down and flood his house just for fun.

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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    03/20/09

    @meechybee:


    Hell, just do it for all of us who don't know where he lives.

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    Image of RandomLunatic RandomLunatic
    03/20/09

    In reply to Drudge Warns of Imaginary Killer Boner Spider
    When I was writing for a certain, shall we say, "pre-Zombie" blog now owned by a tabloid publisher, an otherwise brilliant editor told me a negative story about Drudge would be a bad idea, since he was the 'biggest driver of traffic' on the Web.


    That frosted me, because I think Drudge is, overall, a tool who's just been lucky and not the media genius others make him out to be. Who gives a damn about his traffic-driving ability if he's demonstrated his essential toolness, as he did with this story?


    So no matter how pissed I get at Gawker, you guys always win me back when you smack Drudge around. Go get 'em, big traffic be damned.

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    Image of Pareene Pareene
    03/20/09

    @RandomLunatic: omg do you mean BALK??
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    Image of Tnuc Tnuc
    03/20/09

    In reply to Drudge Warns of Imaginary Killer Boner Spider
    I wanna get me some Spiagra!
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    Tnuc was starred Tnuc was unstarred
    Image of blix blix
    03/20/09

    In reply to Drudge Warns of Imaginary Killer Boner Spider
    He swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don't know why he swallowed the fly, I guess he'll...BOING!
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    Image of ambitious ambitious
    03/20/09

    In reply to Drudge Warns of Imaginary Killer Boner Spider
    The 2nd sentence in the story is "Or was it?" What does it take to cast doubt in Drudge's eyes? And by doubt I mean acid.


    Aw. That's gross.

     Reply
    ambitious was starred ambitious was unstarred
    Image of TVAddendum TVAddendum
    03/20/09

    In reply to Drudge Warns of Imaginary Killer Boner Spider
    If an erection lasts for more than 4 hours, what, anti-venom?
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    Image of Nic Fit Nic Fit
    03/20/09

    @TVAddendum: Old D.L. Hughley joke: "They say if your erection lasts more than four hours, call a doctor. If my erection lasts more than four hours, I'm calling a hooker!"
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    03/20/09

    In reply to Drudge Warns of Imaginary Killer Boner Spider
    The woody weevil remains at large.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    03/20/09

    In reply to Drudge Warns of Imaginary Killer Boner Spider
    Where can I get one of these boner spiders?
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