Website Apologizes For Running Racist Album Review By Notorious Creep
The last we heard from the music writer who calls himself M.T. Richards, he was harassing the female rapper then-known as Kitty Pryde via email over the July 4 weekend of 2013. Nearly two years to the day, Richard once again rose above the music-writing flotsam thanks to a weird and gross album review published by Spin
South Park Mocks Spin Over Joke About Elderly Pop Star
Remember the time South Park did a joke about the conspiracy theory that teenage pop star Lorde is actually way older than she claims? And the time Spin, a music publication, totally missed the joke and got offended on Lorde's behalf? It was a week ago. Anyway...
Gawker's least favorite exercise fad, SoulCycle, is opening shop in Williamsburg. "Hint, hint: If you've never been to Brooklyn, now might be a good time to check it out," says the press release. Ha. "Cross the bridge. Change your body. Find your SOUL!" continues the press release. Ha ha.
We Came, We Spun, We Dubstepped: Gawker Does SoulCycle
Spinlighenment fitness craze SoulCycle has swept New York and recently landed in the pages of New York magazine, in which writer Alex Morris described it like this:
Dick Cheney's Only Regret Is That He Didn't Kill More Syrians
Dick Cheney's memoir In My Time comes out next week, and the New York Times and Drudge Report both got their hot little hands on early copies. It sounds as excruciating as you might imagine: No apologies, no regrets, plenty of self-satisfied machismo. If Cheney had it all to do over again, the only thing he'd do…
BP's Oil Spill Report Mostly Blames Non-BP Companies
BP has released its internal investigative report on the Deepwater Horizon explosion, and — spoiler! — it "deflects attention away from BP," pinning more responsibility on Transocean and Halliburton. Maybe that's true? Or maybe it's just standard corporate PR.
Susan Sarandon and Her Ping Pong Boy Get Their First Reality Show
We've read of a potential reality show; it's now a reality (show)! Susan Sarandon and her rumored boytoy Jonathan Bricklin have been shooting reality show based on their ping pong social club, Spin. It's tentatively called The Magnus Effect.
Spin Publishes the Same Article Two Years in a Row
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Tomorrow is Record Store Day! To celebrate, Spin posted its list of America's "15 Best Indie Record Stores." Too bad it's the same exact list as last year. They did bother to change the date. That was nice. [Baltimore Sun]
Oprah Welcomes John Edwards Mistress
Rielle Hunter was once a ridiculous hippie videographer who shamefully lured John Edwards from his dying, cancer-stricken wife. Now she's got glossy respectability, made all the more lustrous by a command performance for Oprah Winfrey.
Susan Sarandon's Ping-Pong Boy Pitches Ping-Pong Reality Show
Susan Sarandon's (rumored!) boytoy and (actual!) business partner, Jonathan Bricklin, is shopping around a reality TV show based around SPiN, the weird upscale ping pong club the two are partners in along with the prince of Madagascar.
Are You Sure Susan Sarandon Isn't Schtupping the Ping Pong Kid?
Adrian thinks Susan Sarandon left Tim Robbins for Ping Pong Entrepreneur Jonathan Bricklin.. Susan Sarandon says she didn't. Adrian thinks there's truth in her SNL Digital Short. Sarandon's Mom is even surprised. But...this NYT feature strikes a fairly suspicious note.
Did Susan Sarandon Dump Tim Robbins for a Ping Pong Entrepreneur?
For 23 years Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins seemed a singularly stable Hollywood couple—until they split this summer. (A fact they announced yesterday.) What caused the breakup? A theory: Sarandon wanted to pursue ping pong entrepreneur Jonathan Bricklin.
Zac Effron Can't Wait to Buy Porn for Lizzie Grubman
Rumor, and we definitely think it's rumor, is that Zac Efron wants to play the lead in a movie version of Spin, Robert Rave's roman à clef about walking Canal Street handbag knockoff Lizzie Grubman. Wanna see what he'll do?
The Lizzie Grubman Tale Continued: Car Accidents!
Yesterday we showed you the opening parts of Spin, a new roman à clef about nightmare PR lobster lady Lizzie Grubman. You seemed to "like" it, so we thought we'd continue the book club. By skipping to the very end!

