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    Image of mslewis mslewis
    10/04/09

    In reply to Bridal Party Spin on Celeb Chef Todd English's Bride-Stiffing, Cold-Footed "No-Show" at the Altar
    Todd English was in Florida to be on HSN to sell his cooking products. He didn't mention anything about a wedding!!!

    Anyway, better a no show than a divorce later that would cost him a lot of money!!
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    Image of eastofwest eastofwest
    10/04/09

    In reply to Bridal Party Spin on Celeb Chef Todd English's Bride-Stiffing, Cold-Footed "No-Show" at the Altar
    Actually, the would-be bride is a colossal bitch--I have that on verrrry good authority--and he really dodged a bullet by skipping that wedding. Sucks that he let it get this far, but she's a master manipulator, and he's a pushover. They were supposed to get married last June, too, and that got called off way before.
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    Image of electriklights electriklights
    10/04/09

    In reply to Bridal Party Spin on Celeb Chef Todd English's Bride-Stiffing, Cold-Footed "No-Show" at the Altar
    Tardy for the party of matrimony.
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    10/04/09

    In reply to Bridal Party Spin on Celeb Chef Todd English's Bride-Stiffing, Cold-Footed "No-Show" at the Altar
    If I looked like that, I'd constantly be worrying if I could do better too. I mean...Jesus.
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    Image of OrneryBabe OrneryBabe
    10/04/09

    In reply to Bridal Party Spin on Celeb Chef Todd English's Bride-Stiffing, Cold-Footed "No-Show" at the Altar
    Sure, there could be tons of reasons for rescheduling the wedding date, but all in all never a good sign of things to come.

    At least this saves her the emotional energy of a divorce 5 years from now. He probably did her a favor.
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    Image of moldoll moldoll
    10/04/09

    In reply to Bridal Party Spin on Celeb Chef Todd English's Bride-Stiffing, Cold-Footed "No-Show" at the Altar
    could he be Padma's baby daddy...that would be brilliant
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    unclevanya promoted this comment Foster Kamer approved this comment moldoll was starred moldoll was unstarred
    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    10/04/09

    @moldoll: She should be so lucky. Let's face it, he should impregnate as many women in the world as he can. Because...dayum.
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    Image of Clare Clare
    10/04/09

    @unclevanya: Are you guys for real? He's so greasy and he's got Paul Janka date rape eyes.

    I will say in his defense however that I bought his jarred pasta sauces at the wholesale club and they were really good.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    08/15/09

    In reply to Zac Effron Can't Wait to Buy Porn for Lizzie Grubman
    Wait, are you sure he's not in line to play Lizzie?
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    Image of dirtydeer dirtydeer
    07/15/09

    In reply to The Lizzie Grubman Tale Continued: Car Accidents!
    I tried to read this some time back, but I thought the whole premise was specious... because the main character is _straight_? How many guys do we know in PR working under the likes of Grubman that are straight?
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    07/15/09

    In reply to The Lizzie Grubman Tale Continued: Car Accidents!
    we went back iniside (thinly disguised name of restaurant/club) and had a few more (name of trendy drink with name bramd liquor) and ...
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    07/15/09

    In reply to The Lizzie Grubman Tale Continued: Car Accidents!
    I stood, standing studly stoodish mcStandingson, watching as my evil boss backed up the car real slow. Mimi was talking on a cell phone and her shoes were expensive. My evil boss is ugly. Mimi started taking pills and failing to deal. Adrian had a gay name. He also had expensive shoes, but not as expensive as Mimi’s, only gayer. He was standing next to Mimi, by the way. I am a frigging genius on a level with Balzac. Bam! Crash! The car hit Mimi. Blood was EVERYWHERE. "The Press are totes going to eat this up," I thought. Also, the car hit Adrian.
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    Image of heartbreakturnip heartbreakturnip
    07/15/09

    In reply to The Lizzie Grubman Tale Continued: Car Accidents!
    If only she really were a lobster lady, just click-click-clicking and snap-snap-snapping her way down the sidewalk. That hair would look awfully good on a crustacean, I think.
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    Image of pattycakes pattycakes
    07/15/09

    In reply to The Lizzie Grubman Tale Continued: Car Accidents!
    Richard, you are a far, far better writer than this sad, whiny gnat of a fameball wannabe.



    Please say you're planning to publish a Gawker tell all. I'm seeing big screens with a sheepish, hilarious Ed Westwick crafting the best recaps ever for a crude, boundary lacking Jack Black.
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    Image of JacquesPaysan JacquesPaysan
    07/15/09

    @pattycakes: Call it "The Devil Wears Pajamas."
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    Edited by JacquesPaysan at 07/15/09 4:35 PM JacquesPaysan was starred JacquesPaysan was unstarred
    Image of MattGaymon MattGaymon
    07/15/09

    In reply to The Lizzie Grubman Tale Continued: Car Accidents!
    It's refreshingly breezy and nondescript. She just, opens her bottle of pills. It doesn't matter which ones! And we all stood, standing.
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    07/15/09

    @MattGaymon: We All Stood, Standing should be the name of your memoir.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    07/15/09

    @MattGaymon: Popping our pills, we were. Brightly colored and variously shaped, they were.
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    07/15/09

    In reply to The Lizzie Grubman Tale Continued: Car Accidents!
    OH NOES! What about the Professor? And Mary-Ann? Did Mrs. Howell get hit? Did Wally and the Beav make it to safety??



    Needs more names.
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    Image of MattGaymon MattGaymon
    07/15/09

    @Colonel Mustard: Let's start writing the sequel using not just but ONLY the characters from the first.



    "Adam mia, jennieallison lauren?" Allison miajennie louise adam, jenniejennie laurenadam mia. Louise mia, adam.
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    Image of JacquesPaysan JacquesPaysan
    07/15/09

    In reply to The Lizzie Grubman Tale Continued: Car Accidents!
    Just curious, but was this book "published" at Kinko's?
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