Actually, the would-be bride is a colossal bitch--I have that on verrrry good authority--and he really dodged a bullet by skipping that wedding. Sucks that he let it get this far, but she's a master manipulator, and he's a pushover. They were supposed to get married last June, too, and that got called off way before.
I tried to read this some time back, but I thought the whole premise was specious... because the main character is _straight_? How many guys do we know in PR working under the likes of Grubman that are straight?
I stood, standing studly stoodish mcStandingson, watching as my evil boss backed up the car real slow. Mimi was talking on a cell phone and her shoes were expensive. My evil boss is ugly. Mimi started taking pills and failing to deal. Adrian had a gay name. He also had expensive shoes, but not as expensive as Mimi’s, only gayer. He was standing next to Mimi, by the way. I am a frigging genius on a level with Balzac. Bam! Crash! The car hit Mimi. Blood was EVERYWHERE. "The Press are totes going to eat this up," I thought. Also, the car hit Adrian.
If only she really were a lobster lady, just click-click-clicking and snap-snap-snapping her way down the sidewalk. That hair would look awfully good on a crustacean, I think.
Richard, you are a far, far better writer than this sad, whiny gnat of a fameball wannabe.
Please say you're planning to publish a Gawker tell all. I'm seeing big screens with a sheepish, hilarious Ed Westwick crafting the best recaps ever for a crude, boundary lacking Jack Black.
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Anyway, better a no show than a divorce later that would cost him a lot of money!!
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At least this saves her the emotional energy of a divorce 5 years from now. He probably did her a favor.
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I will say in his defense however that I bought his jarred pasta sauces at the wholesale club and they were really good.
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Please say you're planning to publish a Gawker tell all. I'm seeing big screens with a sheepish, hilarious Ed Westwick crafting the best recaps ever for a crude, boundary lacking Jack Black.
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Needs more names.
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"Adam mia, jennieallison lauren?" Allison miajennie louise adam, jenniejennie laurenadam mia. Louise mia, adam.
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