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"Ho Ho, Childrens. You Are To Be Getting Coals In Your Stocking Sacks! And Little German Flags!"

Richard — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 13:14:00 EST

[The always-delightful Heidi Klum, model and TV host, doing something for the Today Show; image via Splash]

Suri Cruise Awfully Full Of Herself For A Baby

Richard — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 16:38:00 EST

Yesterday Forbes named Katie Holmes' and Tom Cruise's 2-year-old daughter Suri, a child made of moonbeams and space rock, Hollywood's Hottest Tot. Not in a gross sexy way, but in a she-commands-a-lot-of-attention way. It's true! And she's gotten rather haughty and big of head about it lately. Why just look at the accompanying photograph. Click for larger.

Image via Splash

Actually, No.

Richard — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 17:38:00 EST

["Hills" villain Spencer Pratt filming some sort of video with his sister Spencerina in LA today; image via Splash]

Worn and Peace

Richard — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 12:46:00 EDT

[Teen sensation Miley Cyrus with her mother in Paris; image via Splash]

miasma-protege's new line beats the original, While Daughter Makes Tired Hand Gesture, Ghostly Mother Engages In Staring Contest With World.

Stars: They're Just Like People!

Richard — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 17:56:00 EDT

[Samantha Ronson, a deejay, with her girlfriend Lindsay Lohan, an actress, at the Spring Street C/E subway stop today; image via Splash]

Actress Sheepishly Admits To Having Never Actually Read One Before

Richard — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 15:29:00 EDT

[Mogul Mary Kate Olsen at a Barnes & Nobles promoting her and her sister's new book, the unfortunately titled 'Influence'; image via Splash]

The O.G. Carrie Bradshaw Gives Big Ups

Richard — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 14:33:00 EDT

['Sex and the City' authoress Candace Bushnell promoting a book in London today; image via Splash]

Scornucopia

Richard — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 11:07:00 EDT

[The actress at a fashion show for her girlfriend Samantha's sister, Charlotte Ronson, yesterday; image via Splash]

Meg's new line beats the original, Lindsay Lohan Encourages You To Keep Looking At Her.

Super-Flexible Ringer Brought In For Pivotal Gossip Girl Scene

Richard — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:22:00 EDT

[Olympic gold medal-winning gymnast Nastia "Nasty" Liukin on the set of 'Gossip Girl' to film a cameo appearance; image via Splash]

Actress Takes Sad, Windy Tour Through Her Life

Richard — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:58:00 EDT

['Gossip Girl' actress Blake Lively outside the show's Queens production studio this morning; image via Splash]

"In Case You Forgot... I'm German!! Hallo!!!"

Richard — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:00:00 EDT

[That's supermodel and 'Project Runway' host Heidi Klum's Got Milk ad; image via Splash]

"And You're Saying I Was Married To This Thornton Character?"

Richard — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 11:38:00 EDT

[Actress Angelina Jolie (is she the most famous woman in the world right now? I think she is) on the Today Show this morning; image via Splash]

KarenUhOh's new line beats the original, During A Commercial Break, Interviewer Recommends A Three-Star Hotel.

Materials Girl

Richard — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 13:34:00 EDT

[Madonna at the New York premiere of her directorial debut film "Filth & Wisdom" last night; image via Splash]

Mad With Power, Actress Squishes Heads

Richard — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 12:21:00 EDT

[Actress Juliette Lewis heading into the Madonna concert at Madison Square Garden on Saturday; image via Splash]

"Sarah! You Forgot Your Big Leather Necklace With That Little Wood Piece On It!"

Richard — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:53:00 EDT

[Sarah Jessica Parker, who is a beautiful woman, sneaking out the backdoor of her son's school today; image via Splash]

"Watching the Slow, Inevitable Decline Of an Empire Just Isn't As Much Fun As It Used To Be."

Richard — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 09:57:00 EDT

[Actress Maggie Gyllenhaal at a fashion show last night; image via Splash]

HiredGoons' new line beats the original, Maggie Never Realized Just How Much Shorter Than Jake She Was.

"Heidi, You Are 'In'... Your Car. Hee Hee. I'm German."

Richard — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 10:29:00 EDT

[Model and 'Project Runway' host Heidi Klum leaving a Los Angeles restaurant last night; image via Splash]

Blonde Cougar Sellin' Camp

Richard — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 10:01:00 EDT

[Madonna opens her 'Sticky and Sweet' tour at Madison Square Garden on Sunday night; image via Splash]

TedSez's new line beats the original, Ghost Of Long-Dead Material Girl Forever Haunts Pop Star.

Little Girl Attends Funeral In 1883

Richard — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 14:12:00 EDT

[Actress Kirsten Dunst at Paris Fashion Week; image via Splash]

"The Scarf? Nermal, From Garfield. The Dress? That Big Flying Dog Thing From Neverending Story. Yes, I Killed Them Both Myself."

Richard — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 10:28:00 EDT

["Vogue" editor Anna Wintour at Paris Fashion Week yesterday; image via Splash]

Whitney Port: Ubiquitous New Yorker

Richard — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 15:28:00 EDT

Move over, Kirsten Dunst. Whitney Port is the new queen of New York! Or, at least, of New York "celebrity" gawking. A back-up player on MTV's reality soap The Hills, Port works for fearsome fashion PR maven Kelly Cutrone and is filming her own New York-set reality soap show called The City, also starring socialite (I think?) Olivia Palermo! There have been lots of paparazzi photos of the cow-eyed blonde floating around photo agencies lately, and we've received several you are there Stalker sightings in the past few weeks. Though, I guess, some of those "sightings" may be carefully planted PR mumbojumbo. Cause, you know, PR folks tend to do that. Read and decide for yourself after the jump.

Oct. 1
"Just saw Whitney from the Hills at Delicatessen on Prince & Lafayette. Looked like she was filming her new "reality" show as the film crew took over an hour to set up."

Sept. 27
"Saw her at the corner of 17th & 5th, I was on my cell asking where City Bakery was. She stopped to tell me it was one block up and said, 'Sorry, I overheard you asking, and it's just one block up.' She was super sweet and much shorter and tinier in person, but still really pretty even without make-up."

Sept. 14
"Gold Bar / Sunday night (1am monday morning), Whitney and Lauren from The Hills."

Sept. 13
"Saw Whitney Port of 'The Hills' at La Esquina on Kenmare last night around 10pm. She was eating with friends, all very normal looking and there were no cameras, bodyguards or anything. She was super sweet and friendly as I said approached her when I was leaving. Told her she was the only redeeming character on the show and she repeatedly said 'thank you'"

Sept. 10
"Whitney Port from The Hills at the W Hotel on Lexington and 49th street at 2pm. dont know if your care about this chick, but she is staying here."

Sept. 5
"I saw Whitney from the Hills at Mercer Kitchen today (9/5) around 1pm. She was wearing leopard print SHORT-shorts that you could see straight up when she walked up the stairs to leave. I ran into her in the bathroom as well where we had a short convo. She is much thinner in person than I imagined. And prettier. Amazing skin. She said she was going to be in NYC for a while. Hills spoiler??"

Real or fake, the lady is suddenly everywhere. And yet we've managed to completely miss her. Maybe it has something with our never leaving the house.

Hiiiiiii Whittles!!!!

Images: Left & top right via Bauer-Griffin, bottom right via Splash

"We Leave For the Future In 1 Hour."

Richard — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:52:00 EDT

["Vogue" editrix Anna Wintour with fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld at a Paris Fashion Week show today; image via Splash]

seekingwhat's new line beats the original, "You Won't Believe Who I Have Tied Up Back At The Castle."

Cold to Trot

Richard — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 10:35:00 EDT

[Actress Sarah Jessica Parker walking in the West Village yesterday; image via Splash]

SidAndFinancy's new line beats the original, Sarah Jessica Parker Will Not Apologize For These Sweet Threads.

Trick or Pleat

Richard — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:05:00 EDT

[Actress Gwyneth Paltrow in Milan today; image via Splash]

MattGaymon's new line beats the original, An Idea of Holland Made Manifest Out for a Stroll.

Burlap Saks

Richard — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 12:13:00 EDT

[Alex McCord from "Real Housewives of New York City" at the Metropolitan Opera's season opener last night; image via Splash]

es-ki-mo's new line beats the original, Real Housewives Star Finally Admits To Being Nothing More Than a Pile of Oats.

Something Is Happening Here

Richard — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 16:48:00 EDT

[Model Kate Moss with Allegra Versace leaving a London Fashion Week event today; image via Splash]

John McCain, Unable To Process Celebrity, Just Walks Away

Richard — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 12:42:00 EDT

[Blake Lively, star of "Gossip Girl," on set today; image via Splash]

Aaron Altman's new line beats the original, Actress Displays New 'Motorcycle Pajamas'

Having Finally Realized Lifelong Dream of Meeting Favorite Actress, Glum Little Monkey Unsure What To Do Now

Richard — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:30:00 EDT

[Actress Kirsten Dunst at Yankee Stadium yesterday; image via Splash]

Sarah Palin To Command the Death Star?

Richard — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 16:23:00 EDT

At left is the wicked (and blessedly dead) Grand Moff Tarkin, high-powered henchman to Darth Vader, from the 1977 space documentary Star Wars. At right is Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin speaking at a campaign rally in Colorado yesterday. Note the similarities. We're not sayin', we're just sayin'. [Palin image via Splash]

Reality Star Confused By TV Camera-less Landscape

Richard — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 15:45:00 EDT

[Whitney Port, currently of The Hills and soon of "The City" shopping in Manhattan yesterday; image via Splash]

...But All That Comes Out Is "Brother For Sale"

Richard — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 10:54:00 EDT

[Attend the tale of Mary Kate Olsen...who is at Fashion Week sitting next to the late director Anthony Minghella's actor son Max; image via Splash. Terrible point of reference.]

Britney Overjoyed at Finally Being Awarded Custody of Something

Richard — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 10:55:00 EDT

[Weathered pop singer Britney Spears celebrating her three 'Moon Men' win at last night's MTV Video Music Awards; image via Splash]

2CK's new line beats the original, Last Laugh Caught On Film.

Proof That Love, Voyeurism Still Exist

Richard — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:13:00 EDT

[Deejay Sam Ronson and her beloved, rescued actress Lindsay Lohan, kissing on the muthafuckin' mouth in New York; image via Splash]

Touching Moment Marred Only By Paparazzo, Blogger's Decision To Post Paparazzo's Photo

Richard — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 10:48:00 EDT

[Deejay Samantha Ronson and actress Lindsay Lohan, who are maybe a couple, taking a break on the set of the 'Ugly Betty' gay person variety hour television show yesterday; image via Splash]

"Ha Ha Ha. It Was Just the Once. Just the One Time That I Slept With David O. Russell. Ha Ha Ha. Publicist???"

Richard — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 10:11:00 EDT

[Blake Lively, a human being who exists, outside the David Letterman variety hour old person show last night; image via Splash]

Costars Regret Pulling Jeremy Piven's Finger.

Richard — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:07:00 EDT

[Cast members of the flailing HBO show "Entourage" filming in Tribeca today; image via Splash]

Don_Is' new line beats the original, "Come Back, Good Writing! Come Baaaack!!"

Harry Potter Eyes Some Bulgin' Quaffles

Richard — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 13:40:00 EDT

["Harry Potter" and "Equus" actor Daniel Radcliffe in New York yesterday; image via Splash]

The Brittle Mermaid

Richard — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 09:54:00 EDT

["Vogue" editrix Anna Wintour at the US Open yesterday; image via Splash]

Bell County's new line beats the original, "Something About the Cold, Icy Blue Color Really Spoke to Me."

Lolcap

Richard — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 12:30:00 EDT

[That's a dude with a cat on his head. Apparently this had something to do with the US Open; image via Splash]

Bell County's new line beats the original, O Hai. Soon I Will Pewp.

Despite Her Success Several Years Ago, Witch Can't Persuade Pop Singer To Take Another Bite of Shiny Red Apple

Richard — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 10:32:00 EDT

[Folk singer/activist/celebrated poet ~~Joni Mitchell~~ Britney Spears leaving a recording studio in the California section of the US of America; image via Splash]