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"My Name Is Princess Yellowboots, and I Have Come For Katie Holmes."

Richard Lawson — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 11:57:00 EST

["Disturbing Behavior" actress Katie Holmes out and about in NYC today (her 30th bday!!!!!!!!); image via Splash]

"Are You Sure This Is The Prom?"

Richard Lawson — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 12:59:00 EST

[Actress Kirsten Dunst at the Swarovski Crystal Palace party in Miami last night; image via Splash]

"Ho Ho, Childrens. You Are To Be Getting Coals In Your Stocking Sacks! And Little German Flags!"

Richard Lawson — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 13:14:00 EST

[The always-delightful Heidi Klum, model and TV host, doing something for the Today Show; image via Splash]

Suri Cruise Awfully Full Of Herself For A Baby

Richard Lawson — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 16:38:00 EST

Yesterday Forbes named Katie Holmes' and Tom Cruise's 2-year-old daughter Suri, a child made of moonbeams and space rock, Hollywood's Hottest Tot. Not in a gross sexy way, but in a she-commands-a-lot-of-attention way. It's true! And she's gotten rather haughty and big of head about it lately. Why just look at the accompanying photograph. Click for larger.

Image via Splash

Actually, No.

Richard Lawson — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 17:38:00 EST

["Hills" villain Spencer Pratt filming some sort of video with his sister Spencerina in LA today; image via Splash]

Worn and Peace

Richard Lawson — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 12:46:00 EDT

[Teen sensation Miley Cyrus with her mother in Paris; image via Splash]

miasma-protege's new line beats the original, While Daughter Makes Tired Hand Gesture, Ghostly Mother Engages In Staring Contest With World.

Stars: They're Just Like People!

Richard Lawson — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 17:56:00 EDT

[Samantha Ronson, a deejay, with her girlfriend Lindsay Lohan, an actress, at the Spring Street C/E subway stop today; image via Splash]

Actress Sheepishly Admits To Having Never Actually Read One Before

Richard Lawson — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 15:29:00 EDT

[Mogul Mary Kate Olsen at a Barnes & Nobles promoting her and her sister's new book, the unfortunately titled 'Influence'; image via Splash]

The O.G. Carrie Bradshaw Gives Big Ups

Richard Lawson — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 14:33:00 EDT

['Sex and the City' authoress Candace Bushnell promoting a book in London today; image via Splash]

Scornucopia

Richard Lawson — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 11:07:00 EDT

[The actress at a fashion show for her girlfriend Samantha's sister, Charlotte Ronson, yesterday; image via Splash]

Meg's new line beats the original, Lindsay Lohan Encourages You To Keep Looking At Her.

Super-Flexible Ringer Brought In For Pivotal Gossip Girl Scene

Richard Lawson — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:22:00 EDT

[Olympic gold medal-winning gymnast Nastia "Nasty" Liukin on the set of 'Gossip Girl' to film a cameo appearance; image via Splash]

Actress Takes Sad, Windy Tour Through Her Life

Richard Lawson — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:58:00 EDT

['Gossip Girl' actress Blake Lively outside the show's Queens production studio this morning; image via Splash]

"In Case You Forgot... I'm German!! Hallo!!!"

Richard Lawson — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:00:00 EDT

[That's supermodel and 'Project Runway' host Heidi Klum's Got Milk ad; image via Splash]

"And You're Saying I Was Married To This Thornton Character?"

Richard Lawson — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 11:38:00 EDT

[Actress Angelina Jolie (is she the most famous woman in the world right now? I think she is) on the Today Show this morning; image via Splash]

KarenUhOh's new line beats the original, During A Commercial Break, Interviewer Recommends A Three-Star Hotel.

Materials Girl

Richard Lawson — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 13:34:00 EDT

[Madonna at the New York premiere of her directorial debut film "Filth & Wisdom" last night; image via Splash]

Mad With Power, Actress Squishes Heads

Richard Lawson — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 12:21:00 EDT

[Actress Juliette Lewis heading into the Madonna concert at Madison Square Garden on Saturday; image via Splash]

"Sarah! You Forgot Your Big Leather Necklace With That Little Wood Piece On It!"

Richard Lawson — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:53:00 EDT

[Sarah Jessica Parker, who is a beautiful woman, sneaking out the backdoor of her son's school today; image via Splash]

"Watching the Slow, Inevitable Decline Of an Empire Just Isn't As Much Fun As It Used To Be."

Richard Lawson — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 09:57:00 EDT

[Actress Maggie Gyllenhaal at a fashion show last night; image via Splash]

HiredGoons' new line beats the original, Maggie Never Realized Just How Much Shorter Than Jake She Was.

"Heidi, You Are 'In'... Your Car. Hee Hee. I'm German."

Richard Lawson — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 10:29:00 EDT

[Model and 'Project Runway' host Heidi Klum leaving a Los Angeles restaurant last night; image via Splash]

Blonde Cougar Sellin' Camp

Richard Lawson — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 10:01:00 EDT

[Madonna opens her 'Sticky and Sweet' tour at Madison Square Garden on Sunday night; image via Splash]

TedSez's new line beats the original, Ghost Of Long-Dead Material Girl Forever Haunts Pop Star.