Actually, No.
["Hills" villain Spencer Pratt filming some sort of video with his sister Spencerina in LA today; image via Splash]
Worn and Peace
[Teen sensation Miley Cyrus with her mother in Paris; image via Splash] 's new line beats the original, While Daughter Makes Tired Hand Gesture, Ghostly Mother Engages In Staring Contest With World.
Stars: They're Just Like People!
[Samantha Ronson, a deejay, with her girlfriend Lindsay Lohan, an actress, at the Spring Street C/E subway stop today; image via Splash]
Actress Sheepishly Admits To Having Never Actually Read One Before
[Mogul Mary Kate Olsen at a Barnes & Nobles promoting her and her sister's new book, the unfortunately titled 'Influence'; image via Splash]
The O.G. Carrie Bradshaw Gives Big Ups
['Sex and the City' authoress Candace Bushnell promoting a book in London today; image via Splash]
Scornucopia
[The actress at a fashion show for her girlfriend Samantha's sister, Charlotte Ronson, yesterday; image via Splash] 's new line beats the original, Lindsay Lohan Encourages You To Keep Looking At Her.
Super-Flexible Ringer Brought In For Pivotal Gossip Girl Scene
[Olympic gold medal-winning gymnast Nastia "Nasty" Liukin on the set of 'Gossip Girl' to film a cameo appearance; image via Splash]
Actress Takes Sad, Windy Tour Through Her Life
['Gossip Girl' actress Blake Lively outside the show's Queens production studio this morning; image via Splash]
"In Case You Forgot... I'm German!! Hallo!!!"
[That's supermodel and 'Project Runway' host Heidi Klum's Got Milk ad; image via Splash]
"And You're Saying I Was Married To This Thornton Character?"
[Actress Angelina Jolie (is she the most famous woman in the world right now? I think she is) on the Today Show this morning; image via Splash] 's new line beats the original, During A Commercial Break, Interviewer Recommends A Three-Star Hotel.
Materials Girl
[Madonna at the New York premiere of her directorial debut film "Filth & Wisdom" last night; image via Splash]
Mad With Power, Actress Squishes Heads
[Actress Juliette Lewis heading into the Madonna concert at Madison Square Garden on Saturday; image via Splash]
"Sarah! You Forgot Your Big Leather Necklace With That Little Wood Piece On It!"
[Sarah Jessica Parker, who is a beautiful woman, sneaking out the backdoor of her son's school today; image via Splash]
"Watching the Slow, Inevitable Decline Of an Empire Just Isn't As Much Fun As It Used To Be."
[Actress Maggie Gyllenhaal at a fashion show last night; image via Splash] ' new line beats the original, Maggie Never Realized Just How Much Shorter Than Jake She Was.
"Heidi, You Are 'In'... Your Car. Hee Hee. I'm German."
[Model and 'Project Runway' host Heidi Klum leaving a Los Angeles restaurant last night; image via Splash]
Blonde Cougar Sellin' Camp
[Madonna opens her 'Sticky and Sweet' tour at Madison Square Garden on Sunday night; image via Splash] 's new line beats the original, Ghost Of Long-Dead Material Girl Forever Haunts Pop Star.
Little Girl Attends Funeral In 1883
[Actress Kirsten Dunst at Paris Fashion Week; image via Splash]
"The Scarf? Nermal, From Garfield. The Dress? That Big Flying Dog Thing From Neverending Story. Yes, I Killed Them Both Myself."
["Vogue" editor Anna Wintour at Paris Fashion Week yesterday; image via Splash]
Whitney Port: Ubiquitous New Yorker
Move over,
Kirsten Dunst. Whitney Port is the new queen of New York! Or, at least, of New York "celebrity" gawking. A back-up player on MTV's reality soap , Port works for fearsome fashion PR maven Kelly Cutrone and is There have been lots of paparazzi photos of the cow-eyed blonde floating around photo agencies…
"We Leave For the Future In 1 Hour."
["Vogue" editrix Anna Wintour with fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld at a Paris Fashion Week show today; image via Splash] 's new line beats the original, "You Won't Believe Who I Have Tied Up Back At The Castle."
