I love how, in the top nav bar, the tombstoning is such that the words "Jennifer Anniston's Lady Flower" occur right next to the words "clam embarassment."
The most striking thing about this thread is that when I look at the comments I would consider just plain bitchy, bookishlookish is out there leading the band. Just a trend I notice day in and day out. (In case anyone is taking a poll)
@page3: Joyless? You're the one not having a good time, honey. Take off that ugly brown dress and wipe that scowl off your face and you can be the belle of the ball too.
@Ken Green: yeah it does look kind of weird but i'd still irritate what we're seeing here with my stubble. she was on a hit sitcom and that is hot. you too patricia heaton.
also interesting is the thorough hi-gloss paint job given to the underside of the trunk lid as well as the latch mechanism. how am i supposed to suspend disbelief when this car is clearly the recipient of a recent after-market paint job?
@shostakobitch: It's for the closeup scene when her oh-so-adorable face and head stick up out of the trunk. The color makes the blue of her eyes pop, good art direction.
Also: hmm, what stubble are we talking about, baby?
@BookishLookish: had to be at work early today, no time to shave. if it was you and i in a sky blue olds delta 88 (a big car w/ bench seats . . .) i would make sure my face was baby-smooth. unless of course you like the stubble.
@shostakobitch: So sweet of you to think I am not familiar with the interiors and/or the backseats of cars of the 20th century, darling. I am just reborn in your eyes.
@BookishLookish: i'm glad you take my inept mumblings as sweet and i would like to think my headstrong attitude would in fact cause such a rebirth of innocence.
but i would not for a second entertain that you aren't automotively literate, particularly with such an iconic vehicle as a mid-70s oldsmobile. i was trying to indicate (perhaps clumsily posture) that despite my naivete i am aware of the delta 88 and what advantage such a large automobile with a comfortable seat might afford a woman and a man of my 6'4" stature vs. the buckets they put in cars nowadays.
all of this has simply stoked my idol daydream wherein the two of us are driving down mexico route 1 in a delta royale convertible on our way to palmilla. the stereo is playing some sort of appropriate music while we pass a thin joint back and forth. lust/wanderlust on a friday afternoon to be sure.
Being omniscient, I can tell you that the best way to see a woman's vagdetables is to throw her into the truck of a car. Asking her politely to show you comes at a close second.
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Since we're analyzing Jen's crotch anyway, what IS that white thing?
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I'd rather try with a couple of vodka Martinis.
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Correction: You're My Queen of the Bitches. And I don't need take a poll.
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Keep it glib and bitchy, Bookish!
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also interesting is the thorough hi-gloss paint job given to the underside of the trunk lid as well as the latch mechanism. how am i supposed to suspend disbelief when this car is clearly the recipient of a recent after-market paint job?
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Also: hmm, what stubble are we talking about, baby?
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but i would not for a second entertain that you aren't automotively literate, particularly with such an iconic vehicle as a mid-70s oldsmobile. i was trying to indicate (perhaps clumsily posture) that despite my naivete i am aware of the delta 88 and what advantage such a large automobile with a comfortable seat might afford a woman and a man of my 6'4" stature vs. the buckets they put in cars nowadays.
all of this has simply stoked my idol daydream wherein the two of us are driving down mexico route 1 in a delta royale convertible on our way to palmilla. the stereo is playing some sort of appropriate music while we pass a thin joint back and forth. lust/wanderlust on a friday afternoon to be sure.
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