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    Image of Dena Benj Dena Benj
    06/17/09

    In reply to Katie Lee Joel's Fairytale Old Man Marriage Crumbles
    I don't care how much money someone has, I seriously don't think I could touch let alone consummate with something that old.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    06/18/09

    @Dena Benj: I presume you hope never to reach that age yourself, then.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    06/17/09

    In reply to Katie Lee Joel's Fairytale Old Man Marriage Crumbles
    Personality aside, let me just be clear:


    Billy Joel's music is fucking horrid.
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    Image of doggotmyshoes doggotmyshoes
    06/17/09

    @Mount_Prion: @BookishLookish: you know that is really brilliant - I may have to quote you on the guile/vanity ratio.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/17/09

    @doggotmyshoes: Thank you. You may.
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    06/17/09

    In reply to Katie Lee Joel's Fairytale Old Man Marriage Crumbles
    I think the gold digger younger wife and the power guy is a fair trade really. He gets to enjoy her nubile flesh while she gets to spend his money.

    It's been that way for centuries!
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    Image of MsMuffinMcGuffin MsMuffinMcGuffin
    06/17/09

    In reply to Katie Lee Joel's Fairytale Old Man Marriage Crumbles
    I just wish I could gently point out to Billy Joel that his next wife COULD be an age appropriate woman. And perhaps she might even be pretty, smart, nice and not marrying him for his money? I know several lovely ladies of that ilk in New York.


    What a concept eh?

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    Image of Lord Humongous Lord Humongous
    06/17/09

    @MsMuffinMcGuffin:

    I hear Mrs. Madoff is available.
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    Image of Tara Incognita Tara Incognita
    06/17/09

    @Lord Humongous: She said "not marrying him for his money."


    So, you know, disqualified.

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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    06/18/09

    @MsMuffinMcGuffin: Oh puhleese. The old sot wouldn't know what to do with a real woman. He's still looking for someone to worship him.
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    Image of econdave econdave
    06/17/09

    In reply to Katie Lee Joel's Fairytale Old Man Marriage Crumbles
    That's so cute, she had her picture taken with her dad at her bat mitzvah!
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    06/17/09

    @econdave: Billy Joel looks exactly like the guy at my synagogue who quotes Monty Python all the time!
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/17/09

    In reply to Katie Lee Joel's Fairytale Old Man Marriage Crumbles
    Under/over on Billy opening his next concert with "(I'm Not Your) Steppin' Stone?
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    Image of FaceMelter FaceMelter
    06/17/09

    In reply to Katie Lee Joel's Fairytale Old Man Marriage Crumbles
    There is something incredibly frightening about gold digging women like her. I mean, you have to be really really fucked up in the head to marry someone 33 years older than you. Just knowing that behind the facade of this cute 27 year old girl lies the mind of a cold psycho bitch is enough to make me shiver.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/17/09

    @FaceMelter: It is not her crazy, but her will, that frightens you. And her guile is matched by his vanity. Not much room for love here.
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    Image of sweetpickles sweetpickles
    06/17/09

    @BookishLookish: They both disgust me. Except, being a life long New Yorker, I can't help but like Billy Joel. His "Best Of" CD was programmed into me at birth, along with pizza, my grandmother's meatball recipe, and jadedness.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/17/09

    @sweetpickles: You need to swap that out for the New York Dolls, and pronto, SP.
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    Image of FaceMelter FaceMelter
    06/17/09

    @sweetpickles:


    It's hard to hate Joel. At the end of the day, he is just a drunk old crooner, and who doesn't love that?

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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    06/17/09

    @sweetpickles: Gross. If you want to listen to a New York artist, listen to Biggie (or Big L) or, I dunno, I guess if your jeans are tight, Lou Reed.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    06/17/09

    @FaceMelter: Me. He's awful.
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    Image of missdelite missdelite
    06/17/09

    @FaceMelter: There is something incredibly frightening about insecure men like him. I mean, you have to be really really fucked up in the head to marry someone 33 years younger than you. Just knowing that behind the facade of this dumpy 60 year old man lies the mind of a cold psycho letch is enough to make me shiver.
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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    06/18/09

    @BookishLookish: Come on, now. They CAN coexist. They're both totally New York.
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    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    06/18/09

    @missdelite: Instead of being a psycho, maybe it's just the usual suspects: fear of mortality, or regrets and disappointments, or such.
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    06/17/09

    In reply to Katie Lee Joel's Fairytale Old Man Marriage Crumbles
    Maybe Billy should try making whoopie with someone his own size.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/17/09

    @MrInBetween: Heh--making whoopie. "Vodi-o-do-do" is going to be my next commentor name if I ever get banned again.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/17/09

    In reply to Katie Lee Joel's Fairytale Old Man Marriage Crumbles
    I mean, come on, it's handsome. Just blot out the fashion scarf:


    [www.zimbio.com]

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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    06/17/09

    @BookishLookish: But don't women like that want their "going out" guy to be uglier than them? And holy shit, never saw him before, but that dude is HAWT.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/17/09

    @SaraRueful: You should see him IRL. The back of your knees start sweating...
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    Image of Ohcaptainmycaptain Ohcaptainmycaptain
    06/17/09

    In reply to Katie Lee Joel's Fairytale Old Man Marriage Crumbles
    She didn't start the fire!
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/17/09

    @Ohcaptainmycaptain: I'm thinking the problem was neither he could Billy.
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    06/17/09

    In reply to Katie Lee Joel's Fairytale Old Man Marriage Crumbles
    I keep getting her and that vegetable-hider who's married to Jerry Seinfeld mixed up.
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    Image of AndIAmTellingYou AndIAmTellingYou
    06/17/09

    @Lizawithazee: Me too!
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/17/09

    @Lizawithazee: Generic brunettes.
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    Image of Dr. Nick Dr. Nick
    06/17/09

    In reply to Katie Lee Joel's Fairytale Old Man Marriage Crumbles
    "stunt driver Billy Joel" is probably the funniest thing I've ever read on Gawker. uncontrollable laughter over here.
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    Image of TableNine TableNine
    06/17/09

    @Dr. Nick: agreed. It's throwaway lines that make this site so great. That, and the sorely missed Tinsley Mortimer fan fiction.
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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    06/17/09

    In reply to Katie Lee Joel's Fairytale Old Man Marriage Crumbles


    + Watch video
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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    06/17/09

    @belltolls: Drat.
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    06/17/09

    In reply to Katie Lee Joel's Fairytale Old Man Marriage Crumbles
    I hope this means he and Christie Brinkley can get back together. I know he was pretty supportive of her during her ugly divorce.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    06/17/09

    @mfnher: That was my first reaction, too. Wasn't it his drinking that split them up? Maybe if he has that in control, they can make it work.
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    06/17/09

    @FormerEnglishMajor: I'm not sure. I think it probably has more to do with the fact that they're both completely fucked in the head having each been married multiple times (her four times, he three times). It's definitely a reunion I'm rooting for though!
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    06/17/09

    In reply to Katie Lee Joel's Fairytale Old Man Marriage Crumbles
    I get this couple confused with the Bruce Willis one. But in both cases, yick.
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