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    Image of Inhaler Inhaler
    03/10/09

    In reply to Again With the Sarah Silverman-Jimmy Kimmel Breakup
    I was much more upset when he broke up with Adam Corolla.
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    03/09/09

    In reply to Again With the Sarah Silverman-Jimmy Kimmel Breakup
    They also waited until her show was renewed.
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    Image of acridsheep acridsheep
    03/09/09

    In reply to Again With the Sarah Silverman-Jimmy Kimmel Breakup
    Maybe now they can start being funny.
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    Image of forwardmotion forwardmotion
    03/09/09

    In reply to Again With the Sarah Silverman-Jimmy Kimmel Breakup
    Who cares? They're comedians--they don't know how to love anyway.
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    Image of ElSwell ElSwell
    03/09/09

    In reply to Again With the Sarah Silverman-Jimmy Kimmel Breakup
    What's worse than not being very funny & dating/breaking up with Jimmy Kimmel? Leaving the house in those shoes with that ensemble.
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    Image of GuyBitchy GuyBitchy
    03/09/09

    @ElSwell: Yeah.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    03/09/09

    @ElSwell:


    In all fairness, the shoes match her breasts.

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    Image of Shumina Shumina
    03/09/09

    @ElSwell: Wow that's a bad choice for shoes.
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    Image of remedymalahide remedymalahide
    02/10/09

    In reply to Peaches Geldof's Charmed New York Life No Longer So Charmed
    hmm, so now you're an 'heiress' if your dad was in a one hit wonder new wave band...
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    02/10/09

    @remedymalahide: and still has tens of millions of dollars? Yes, yes you are.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    02/09/09

    In reply to Peaches Geldof's Charmed New York Life No Longer So Charmed
    Peaches is a waste of ninety pounds of skin and bone and a perfectly good fruit name. She's also one of the most unintentionally hilarious people on the planet.
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    02/09/09

    In reply to Peaches Geldof's Charmed New York Life No Longer So Charmed
    Fare thee well, Peaches, we hardly snarked ye.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    02/09/09

    In reply to Peaches Geldof's Charmed New York Life No Longer So Charmed
    God. I can almost hear his stupid laugh. Uh h'yuk
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    02/09/09

    In reply to Peaches Geldof's Charmed New York Life No Longer So Charmed
    What is she an heiress of? All that money people thought was going to Ethiopians?
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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    02/09/09

    In reply to Peaches Geldof's Charmed New York Life No Longer So Charmed
    AND JUST BEFORE VALENTINE'S TOO DOES NO ONE BELIEVE IN FOREVER LOVE NO MORE I WAS REALLY ROOTING FOR THESE KIDS (please can you keep her, America?)
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    Image of Not The Red Baron Not The Red Baron
    02/09/09

    In reply to Peaches Geldof's Charmed New York Life No Longer So Charmed
    Are we allowed to use the 'C' word on Gawker? Cos if we are, I'd like to use it about Peaches and all of her living family. Possibly, I'd like to add "useless", "laughable", "pompous", "ineffectual" and "ill-informed" before it. I might even go so far as to ask where all this family wealth came from, considering Dad had only one chart hit, but did quite a bit of charity work... but if it came down to it, I'd just like to use the 'C' word about all of them, repeatedly. Can I bribe somebody or what?
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    Image of Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux
    02/09/09

    @Not The Red Baron: Residuals from "The Wall" are never ending?
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    Image of Xylo Xylo
    02/09/09

    In reply to Peaches Geldof's Charmed New York Life No Longer So Charmed
    This is the one that claims to read Thomas Pynchon, right?
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    Image of leonleonleon leonleonleon
    02/09/09

    In reply to Peaches Geldof's Charmed New York Life No Longer So Charmed
    I still can't get over these stupid names every time I think about Peaches Geldof:


    Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof

    sister: Fifi Trixibelle Geldof

    sister: Pixie Geldof

    half-sister: Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hutchence


    [en.wikipedia.org]


    These are not names for people. These are names for dogs that require sweaters out in the cold. These are names for kids' dolls that vomit rainbow frosting out of their mouths and shit gold shavings.

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    Image of GirlyWhirl GirlyWhirl
    02/09/09

    @leonleonleon:


    This should actually be the litmus test to decide if you are allowed to breed or not. Unfortunately I must confess that I sort of like the names, BUT on the bright side I am someone who prefers dogs that require sweaters out in the cold over human babies... so everything works out.

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    Image of jrhys jrhys
    02/09/09

    @leonleonleon: 'vomit rainbow frosting out of their mouths and shit gold shavings.' Wait, babies don't do that?
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    02/09/09

    In reply to Peaches Geldof's Charmed New York Life No Longer So Charmed
    Does Bob Geldoff get this sort of attention from any media outlet?
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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    02/09/09

    @saythatscool: He did back when he was younger, blonder, prettier - and cuckolded by Hutchence.
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