train to splitsville
The last time we checked in with
Lindsay Lohan and her lesbian lady friend
Samantha Ronson, the couple was
embroiled in a scandalous toe-stepping scandal that culminated in Lohan ditching Ronson and Ronson shouting "Are you leaving," scandalously. Fellow patrons at the Waverly Inn were, well, scandalized. Possibly shocked fans may also have been distraught that the relationship ended mere weeks after its
explicitly acknowledgement in the tabloids and a mere year after they
started cavorting in public together. Well, prepare to cry more tears of loss, LoRo lovers, because, according to an emailed stalker sighting, the couple are acting like they're just friends — no graphic make-out sessions or whatever we expect celebrity lesbian couples to do when we see them in a public place.
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splitsville
Though they only
confirmed their relationship a short time ago, it looks like
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may already be heading for a break-up! One of our
inside New York sources, Guest of a Guest spotted the actress/deejay duo at the Waverly Inn last night, a Gotham hotspot frequented by all of the Big Apple's most in-the-know glitterati. All seemed well enough as they dashed out of a sleek black SUV and past the usual swarm of paparazzi into the restaurant. But then things got ugly! Our source tells us:
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splitsville
Well, they may be fucking Matt Damon or Ben Affleck respectively, but comedians
Sarah Silverman and
Jimmy Kimmel are no longer fucking each other. A spokesperson or whatever for the couple tells
Us that they've
amicably parted ways after five years of snide, poop-joking bliss. Silverman was spotted eating at a restaurant shortly after the announcement came through.
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the hottest woman in the world
The full effect of the
Padma-Salman split perhaps may not be felt for years. A few things thus far can be said with confidence.
Salman Rushdie may be the greatest Indian writer since Rabindranath Tagore but
Padma Lakshmi is perhaps the most beautiful woman ever. Sadly for him, his genius mind was obscured by his scrunchy face and pudgy Salman body. The situation left Padma full of desire; the desire to end their marriage. During the years of their togetherness, pudgy scrunchy-faced authors worldwide could look toward Rushdie and say, "Well, if HE can do it..." before approaching some gaspingly beautiful woman during BookExpo. Well turns out he couldn't—which is heartbreaking to the geeks and a relief for beautiful women tired of hearing the line, "Hey baby, wanna see my PEN/Martha Albrand Award for First Fiction?" The more immediate and less depressing fallout is that Padma Lakshmi is
moving out of the apartment the two shared.
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