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    Megan Fox Refuses to Compromise Her Artistic Integrity By Portraying a Bond Girl

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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    07/23/09

    In reply to Megan Fox Refuses to Compromise Her Artistic Integrity By Portraying a Bond Girl
    But would she blow Kissinger?
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    07/23/09

    In reply to Megan Fox Refuses to Compromise Her Artistic Integrity By Portraying a Bond Girl
    Rihanna is in London recording an album and Jay-Z swooped in to take her out for dinner and champagne and we can't help but wonder if there isn't something going on between these two.

    Or could it be the mentor/student thing that they've been fostering for years, especially since he had her on his label years ago and has verbally threatened to kick Chris Brown's ass much like any big brother would?

    Also, he has the hottest chick in the game wearing his chain.
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    07/23/09

    @The Real JR: Yes! And I want to believe that but my scandalous mind just wanders sometimes.
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    07/23/09

    In reply to Megan Fox Refuses to Compromise Her Artistic Integrity By Portraying a Bond Girl
    Whitney Houston gave serious consideration to giving up music three years ago to move to an island and open a little fruit stand.

    Translation: Three years ago she was super high and she said to herself that moving to Jamaica and smoking weed all day would be totally awesome, omg let's do it!

    I've done that too.
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    Image of hilikusopus hilikusopus
    07/23/09

    In reply to Megan Fox Refuses to Compromise Her Artistic Integrity By Portraying a Bond Girl
    C'mon. Amy Winehouse should be the next Bond girl.
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    Image of Products Will Save Me Products Will Save Me
    07/23/09

    In reply to Megan Fox Refuses to Compromise Her Artistic Integrity By Portraying a Bond Girl
    I'd love to know which correspondence school of philosophy Page Six gets its logic skills from.
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    Image of AliHajiSheik AliHajiSheik
    07/23/09

    In reply to Megan Fox Refuses to Compromise Her Artistic Integrity By Portraying a Bond Girl
    With her acting talents, it would have been a close call between Megan Fox and Denise Richards' stunning character study of a "nuclear scientist".
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    Image of badasscat badasscat
    07/23/09

    In reply to Megan Fox Refuses to Compromise Her Artistic Integrity By Portraying a Bond Girl
    Well I've been saying that the most recent Bond films are ruining the franchise, and I honestly think this is more evidence of it. From Jane Seymour all the way up through Famke Janssen, it used to be that being a Bond girl was considered a career launching point. Now it's considered career suicide. If you look at the actual article, it's not just Megan Fox that turned this down.

    I know how much the last two films have grossed, but I still say Daniel Craig is the new Timothy Dalton. And there definitely already seemed to be some Craig fatigue among audiences last time out.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    07/23/09

    @badasscat:

    As soon as Bond stopped smoking everything fell apart. On the bright side, though, you can now watch the original Casino Royale on youtube with minimal commercial interruptions.
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    Image of bboston88 bboston88
    07/23/09

    @badasscat: Clive Owen for the next Bond. All the way. That would get me watching again.
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    Image of pumpkinsoup pumpkinsoup
    07/23/09

    @bboston88: Clive Owen... yes, yes, yes.
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    Image of Martiniman Martiniman
    07/23/09

    In reply to Megan Fox Refuses to Compromise Her Artistic Integrity By Portraying a Bond Girl
    Too bad about Megan, but heard they have signed Kate Gosselin for the remake of Octo-pussy.
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    07/23/09

    In reply to Megan Fox Refuses to Compromise Her Artistic Integrity By Portraying a Bond Girl
    Well Meggies wouldn't want to be typecast, now would she.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    12/22/08

    In reply to Banker's Nude Suicide in 5-Star London Hotel
    Not actually sure why this was offered up for us, either. Surely there were less gruesome ways of illustrating the cost of the financial crisis? It seems kind of mean to open fire on a suicide--i mean, he clearly had enough problems, didn't he? And now he's left behind a wife, two children, and a miserable holiday memory. "Merry Christmas--oh, sorry."
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    Image of forwardmotion forwardmotion
    12/22/08

    In reply to Banker's Nude Suicide in 5-Star London Hotel
    I would not want to work at a five star hotel these days. You might walk in on something that is going to require some therapy.
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    Image of bittergreen bittergreen
    12/22/08

    In reply to Banker's Nude Suicide in 5-Star London Hotel
    Clusterstock did a story on the whispers of Wall Street suicides...


    [clusterstock.alleyinsider.com]


    If this is true, all I can say is "what a total prick leaving a wife and two kids with the ruins of his life."

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    Image of ms.creant ms.creant
    12/22/08

    @bittergreen: ditto. Man up and move on. It's just money.
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    Image of rubyruby rubyruby
    12/22/08

    @bittergreen: He may have thought it better to leave money to his family upon his death (though I guess suicide usually doesn't count as accidental death w/ life insurance). I just know he had to be low. Very, very low. And anyone who's ever lost a loved one to suicide knows the selfish thing often has nothing to do with it. It's about people completely unable to see a way out of whatever kind of torture they're in. So, you know, let's not judge hastily. It's sad he left a family behind, but let's not judge this gentleman. Let's judge Madoff some more instead.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    12/22/08

    @rubyruby:


    And ridicule. We can't forget to ridicule Madoff.

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    Image of princeCapsaicin princeCapsaicin
    12/22/08

    In reply to Banker's Nude Suicide in 5-Star London Hotel
    note: p.s. there's a surprise in my ass...
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    Image of Larry Fine Larry Fine
    12/22/08

    @princeCapsaicin: Ha!
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    Image of The Default Attorney The Default Attorney
    12/22/08

    In reply to Banker's Nude Suicide in 5-Star London Hotel
    I don't understand why it's called a "reverse Ponzi scheme." From my understanding it was just a Ponzi scheme. The only difference this time around was that instead of duping unsuspecting and unsophisticated individual investors, this guy took foreign sovereign investors and hedge funds for a ride.
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    Image of Mymoustache Mymoustache
    12/22/08

    @The Default Attorney: I think a reverse ponzi scheme involves the nerds takin' it to the cool guys. Aaaaaaaayyyyyy!
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    Image of bigleggedwoman bigleggedwoman
    12/23/08

    @Mymoustache: Yep.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    12/22/08

    In reply to Banker's Nude Suicide in 5-Star London Hotel
    Auto-Economic Asphyxiation
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/22/08

    @Mount_Prion: FT(sad)W
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