Dude, You're Getting a Droid!
Text-messaging enthusiast Tiger Woods can finally switch to Verizon: AT&T's dropping his endorsement contract.
Come to Our Beck's Beer-Filled Gawktoberfest!
Hello beer lovers (which hopefully means all of you)! Gawker and one of our fantastic sponsors, Beck's Beer, are throwing a little Oktoberfest party next week, and we'd like to see you there. We're calling it, um, Gawktoberfest, it's on Gawker HQ's roof deck, and it runs from 7-10pm next Thursday, 10/23. We'd love for…
Win a Starter Wife Gift Bag and Be The Happiest Divorcée Currently Drunk In Your Living Room
Ooh ooh! Check it out y'all! A sponsor, uh, sponsored contest! This one comes from the new USA series The Starter Wife. A starter marriage is defined as a first marriage that lasts less than 5 years and is over before the couple has children. After the jump are the names of 5 former celebrity couples...to win you have…
Valleywag pounding its sponsors
We can't say our relationship with our advertisers is as close as, say, MySpace and TechCrunch's. But we see nothing wrong with expressing our gratitude in a professional manner. Thanks go to:
Our Advertisers Have Suspended Their Ad Campaigns
Thanks to our sponsors this week, who dropped everything and rushed to our site to fix our economic crisis (we didn't have enough money to pay Sheila): 1800 Tequila, Becks, Choke (Fox Searchlight), Hotflops, MINI, Mike's Election Guide, Sebastian Hair Care, Starwood Hotels, TiVo, True Blood (HBO), T-Mobile, Unscrew…
Enter This Sex Scandal Contest and Choke On It
Sex is fun! Sex scandals are even more fun. Movies are also a good time, so one of our lovely advertisers has decided to sponsor a little contest involving just those three things. After the jump you'll find a list of famous sexual liaisons, and all you have to do is name the celebrity that matches up with the…
Brooke Hogan Knows Every Defamer Advertiser By Name
The GOP's shining stars may elude Brooke Hogan, but no one would dare try to ambush her with a quiz about Defamer's noble advertisers. Their taste, class and leadership are omnipresent, and we're grateful to have them along for the ride. We'll bet she can name you too; advertise here and find out! Special thanks to:…
Valleywag announcement tomorrow: No more Seinfeld ads!
Something Valleywag has in common with Microsoft: We're also not running any ads with Jerry Seinfeld in the near future. Not that there's anything wrong with that, or with the folks who do advertise with us. Thanks go to:
Our Advertisers Are Not A Cesspool
Many thanks this week to our sponsors: 1800 Tequila, Becks, Choke (Fox Searchlight), Hotflops, MINI, Mike's Election Guide, Sebastian Hair Care, Starwood Hotels, TiVo, True Blood (HBO), T-Mobile, Unscrew America. Interested in hacking your way into an ad account? Click here for information.
Bill Gates's money much better than his acting
Our advertisers, thank goodness, haven't produced anything as uncomfortably awkward as Microsoft's Seinfeld commercials. Thanks go to:
Our Advertisers Know What the Bush Doctrine Is
Many thanks this week to our experienced, highly qualified advertisers: 1800 Tequila, Becks, Choke (Fox Searchlight), Hotflops, MINI, Mike's Election Guide, Sebastian Hair Care, Starwood Hotels, TiVo, True Blood (HBO), T-Mobile, Unscrew America. Interested in joining them in the helicopter wolf hunt? Click here to…
Got money to spend? Valleywag's ad inventory is for you
The Wall Street Journal's new magazine will tell you how to fritter away your cash on luxury baubles. Some choose instead to make wise investments, like our advertisers. This week:
Valleywag advertisers are stars in our eyes
We wish someone would make a movie about Valleywag. But which dapper young stars would we cast as our advertisers? This week's celebrity backers:
Defamer Advertisers Are Hotter Than Alaskan Hockey Moms
If there's one thing we love about Defamer advertisers, it's how amenable they are to being obvious political tokens in our desperate bid to get control of the White House. Thanks guys! (Did we mention you're pretty smoking, too?) Want to be added to the ticket? Everything you need to know is right here. Special…
Our Advertisers Allowed Us a Half-Day!
Hey! It's a holiday weekend! Your Kreepie Kats and Week in Review will post shortly, then we'll all get drunk. For LABOR! But before we go, we thank American Express, Chelsea Art Museum, Choke (Fox Searchlight), Cringe (Crown Publishing), Hotflops, How to Lose Friends and Alienate People (Paramount), Janice Dickinson…
Our Advertisers Are Also Curious As To What Victoria Jackson Was Thinking
We all realize that it's been a long time since Victoria Jackson has actually made anyone laugh, so we can only hope that her comments about the "anti-Christ, whitey-hater" Barack Obama were part of some ill-conceived bit meant to relaunch her career (as a Fox News correspondent, perhaps?). Either way, our…
Advertisers run rings around us
The Olympics may rule the Web, but our advertisers rule our hearts:
Our Advertisers Are In No Way CGI-Assisted
Unlike the way that computer generated fireworks were deployed by that shadowy cabal made up of NBC and IOC members to render the opening ceremonies of the 2008 Summer Olympics that much more impressive, all of our advertisers are on the up-and-up. Thanks this week go to Crunch, Mother on Fire, Sobieski, Starwood…
Our Advertisers Never Goof the Floof
Our sponsors take us on rides on their space planes, which look just like DC-8s but without engines. It's fun! So let's all thank American Express, Chelsea Art Museum, Crunch, Hotflops, MINI, Mother on Fire, Sobieski, Starwood Hotels, Stolichnaya, T-Mobile, Unscrew America, and Sony VAIO. Want to be as Clear as us? …
Valleywag puts its money where your personal information is
Valleywag's advertisers are so interested in you, it's a little creepy. Would a chance at winning a $300 prize salve your petty privacy concerns? If so, please take our new survey. It takes 10 minutes to complete, after which supplying your email address will enter you into a drawing for a $300 Visa gift card.…
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