Stop Using My Song, Asshole: A Playlist of Campaign Songs Politicians Were Asked to Stop Using

When it comes time to run for President—few things are more crucial to any good campaign than a rockin’, vaguely patriotic tune to blast as your stuffy, out-of-touch candidate comes bumbling out onstage. The second most crucial thing: A slightly less-rockin’ backup song to play when your first one gets canned because,…

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Spotify Manages to Find the Only People Who Enjoy Listening to the Dirty Dancing Soundtrack During Sex, Studies Them

Spotify is expanding its extracurricular pursuits past annoying you with their house ads until you get frustrated enough to go premium. The company is now commissioning sexy studies on people, specifically a group of 2,000 British men and women who claim their favorite seductive music is the Dirty Dancing soundtrack.