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92BuickLeSabre
05/19/09

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But it's no longer symmetrical with the south side of the park!

This whole thing has been a small part of a much larger anti-south-side-of-the-park movement, pitting NYU against well...NYU actually.

But still!
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Steverino Begins
05/19/09

@92BuickLeSabre: Feng shui-ing the south side of the park is kind of a lost cause, considering the proximity of that suicide library. Nice shrubbery can only do so much.
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onebadclam
05/19/09

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Yes! America's cities need more sphincter-shaped public spaces.
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RollsRoyceRevenge
05/19/09

@onebadclam: Does Donald Trump's mouth count?
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T-Gawk
05/19/09

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Uh-oh: bad feng shui.
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Steverino Begins
05/19/09

@T-Gawk: Hmm, I was about to say that's some expensive feng shui-ing. Isn't this "better" placement since all the chi/drug dealers from 5th ave can now enter the park and properly circulate? Or am I making that up?
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HiredGoons
05/19/09

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Odds on how long before the first face-down Floater is found? Three months.
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Mount_Prion
05/19/09

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Thanks for this, NYU.

That and putting all the cameras in the trees for the police to watch us when we're there.

But at least the purple-shirted midwesterners are safe in their newly-aligned playground.
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FrozenHaddock
05/19/09

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Another victory for symmetrical realignment! My face is next.
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unclevanya
05/19/09

@FrozenHaddock: Next anal-retentive project: straightening out all those slanted streets south of 14th so that they're nice and square like the others.
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Cheap Shot
05/19/09

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"18 months of construction"

They obviously didn't hire mexicans to do it.
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lobstr
05/19/09

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if you zoom in on the group of people at 2 o'clock, you can see yer classic WSP coke deal in progress.
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Richard Lawson
05/19/09

@lobstr: Hah, yes. More realistically this headline should read: "Drug dealers' office reopens."
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MincnglyWhrdL'mer
05/20/09

@Richard Lawson: do they still sell nutmeg in the park?

when we were in undergrad, poor naive mark came back from the park thinking some guy had tried to sell him 'bladder action' - it took us half an hour to figure out the guy was pushing blotter acid
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Pinekatz
04/24/09

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Happy, well-fed consumers. I like this. But not a one on a cell phone??? Must be the recession or timing.
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Cheap Shot
04/24/09

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Love this artist. INcredible stuff from the V2 gallery.
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