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MincnglyWhrdL'mer
04/10/09

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I'm sorry, but that is completely f*ing hysterical in it's lameness - love it
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Niko Bellic
04/09/09

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Whatever happened to hacking into systems in order to impress girls?

That futile tactic was apparently abandoned in favor of a proven one: money is the only thing that impresses the girls. The kind of girls that losers who hack into systems deem worthy of impressing, I must add.
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lobstr
04/09/09

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It's so worth pulling up Leslie Stahl's incredulous newbie reactions during her interview with Symantek's CEO, where she actually uses the word "OWN" in a PWN- kinda way while trying to explain to the oldes that clicking on .exe attachments is a no-no... hilarious shit..
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iplaudius
04/09/09

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Huh, 50 bucks is actually pretty cheap as far as paid ficken goes. I was hoping the virus would cause the computer repeat an audio loop of Heidi Klum saying, Sie sind congefickt! Sie sind congefickt! Sie sind congefickt!
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BullfightsOnAcid
04/09/09

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Wasn't this the plot to Superman III?
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Awesome X
04/09/09

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That's so lame. I want James Bond villain action, damn it! At least the pirates are attempting to do hardcore evil. The hackers couldn't like, I don't know, use these computers to commandeer a laser satellite that would target random cities until their demands of $1 gazillion dollars were met? Maybe send out some type of like pulse or some shit through our cell phones that would set our pants on fire. Damn, this stealing credit card info shit is so weak.
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Lycosidae
04/09/09

@Awesome X: How's this work for you? [news.cnet.com]
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Phyllis Nefler
04/09/09

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Somebody Facebook Morley Safer and let him know!!!!!1!
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BadUncle
04/09/09

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Whatever happened to hacking into systems in order to impress girls?

Oh, yeah, O-tho. Girls are always impressed by superior geeking skills. As they say at clubs, "Code pops - panties drop."
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Aaron Altman
04/09/09

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I see the Somali pirates are branching out.
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Pope John Peeps II
04/09/09

@Aaron Altman: If you have Conficker, expect a spanking new F-22 to strafe your house.
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