We'd never try to reinvent the tabloid wheel, but really, enough with the "slay." At least 172 usages since September 1, 2005, we think it's safe to suggest you Post headline writers mix it up a bit.

It's the new STAB BABY.

Much as the War on Terror became, over time, the Global Struggle Against Violent Extremism, so has the War on Snark been rather diminished in the public eye over time, due to its open-ended nature. A long, long time ago, our previous selves reported on the start of the battle in a tone could be described as dripping…

Addendum to this entry:

• Clearly the most important news of our generation, Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson are (probably) over. Where were you when you found out? Still grieving over the loss of Paris and Paris, no doubt.
• Fear not! We have lost The Newlyweds, but we have gained STAB BABY
• It was kind of a siren-heavy week. Until our…

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Re: the last billion or so emails we've received about the pregnancy of Katie Holmes.

After heartlessly laughing at her yesterday, we are thrilled to report that little Isabelle Avins — or, as the Post calls her, STAB BABY — is A-OK. She's seen here back on the EDGY streets of Washington Heights with her nanny/sabbath goy — who, we hope, is getting some sort of bonus for offering herself up as a…