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    Real Housewives of New Jersey: A Criminal's Guide to the Garden State
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    Image of scarletmenace scarletmenace
    06/03/09

    In reply to Real Housewives of New Jersey: A Criminal's Guide to the Garden State
    Fabrice, I wasn't suggesting the guy is living with HIV....that actually never occured to me. Looked like a regular old whino to me. Are we not supposed to make fun of alcoholics anymore?
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    Image of Portmanteautally Portmanteautally
    06/03/09

    In reply to Real Housewives of New Jersey: A Criminal's Guide to the Garden State
    Crackerjacks :: Garbanzo as Harry :: Voldemort
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    Image of DorothyBarker DorothyBarker
    06/03/09

    @Portmanteautally: This might be brilliant, but I'm getting a headache trying to figure it out...
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    06/03/09

    In reply to Real Housewives of New Jersey: A Criminal's Guide to the Garden State
    l'ecole at the pole!


    Also, I try not to bust on folks for things they can't help, but I realized for the first time in this episode that TERESA IS NOT ALWAYS WEARING A HEADBAND.

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    Image of DorothyBarker DorothyBarker
    06/03/09

    @ms_priestypants: Gotta say though, odd, truncated forehead is just the beginning. Have you noticed how different her hair looks from scene to scene? Sometimes it's just lotsa crazy curls 'before picture in John Frieda Frizz-Ease ad'; other times it's gorgeous, almost too shiny to be real, 'piecey' locks; then it's in a big ol' wavy blow-out... It's beyond good hair day/bad hair day; good blow out/bad blow out. So between that and the forehead/headband/hat situation I'm thinking: WIG(s)! Teresa's working the wigs like a tranny, I swear.
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    Image of CJ4 CJ4
    06/03/09

    In reply to Real Housewives of New Jersey: A Criminal's Guide to the Garden State
    The highlight of last night's episode for me was when Dina was blubbering to her daughter Haley Joel [perfect, btw] about dirty old men perving on little girls and the producers slyly cut to a quick shot of the hairless pussy.


    Subtle, and yet so classy.

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    06/03/09

    @CJ4: Oh you are so right. Brava, Bravo.
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    Image of missneeraja missneeraja
    06/03/09

    In reply to Real Housewives of New Jersey: A Criminal's Guide to the Garden State
    if there must be one child model on the show it should be danielle's daughter
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    06/03/09

    @missneeraja: The older of her two girls is really a showstopper!
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    06/03/09

    In reply to Real Housewives of New Jersey: A Criminal's Guide to the Garden State
    We do know from this recent photo that T & G eventually make up, and T buys herself some big honkin' bubbies, though, sadly, not a forehead: [www.dlisted.com]
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    06/03/09

    In reply to Real Housewives of New Jersey: A Criminal's Guide to the Garden State
    "Yah nawt dancin' wit the stawrs." Because everyone knows that being on Dancing with the Stars is Self-Actualization.
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    Image of scarletmenace scarletmenace
    06/03/09

    In reply to Real Housewives of New Jersey: A Criminal's Guide to the Garden State
    I actually fell in love with Danielle last night, not Dina. Despite her puffy botox ridden flesh, I thought she seemed the most human of these strangely Stepfordian creatures. She's the only one who has experienced life other than the freakily shallow money-coated suburban nightmare depicted on the show.


    I was concerned, however, that her gay friend of 27 years seemed not to know what had happened 25 or 26 years ago. Excusable, perhaps, by the years of serious drinking evidenced by his overall appearance.

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    Image of OrneryBabe OrneryBabe
    06/03/09

    @scarletmenace: If by human you mean drama queeny, pathetic, and downright annoying, then yes, I agree.
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    06/03/09

    @OrneryBabe: Haven't we all been those things once or twice? I sure ain't perfect. Hey where's my camera crew!
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    06/03/09

    In reply to Real Housewives of New Jersey: A Criminal's Guide to the Garden State
    I so hate that people thing Northerners are typical of NJ residents. There is a reason we call them Bennies. We don't want to lump them in with us. I think the only reason TV portrays NJ citizens as these types is that the rest of us are completely normal and hard to distinguish from the rest of the US. Well, except we call soda soda, and not "pop". Weird.
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    06/03/09

    @RideMyDiscoStick?_GitEmSteveDave: The usage of "Bennies" implies that you are from South Jersey, potentially a "Piney" and I can assure you that none of us in Central Jersey want to be associated with people from North or South Jersey. ;)
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    06/03/09

    @Sassafras: For those not "in the know" or in denial, the "Benny" line is found at mile marker 120.7 on the GSP going Southbound. That's where Monmouth County begins, which IS part of "the Shore". I'm from the Howell area and firmly in the "normal" part of NJ.
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    06/03/09

    @RideMyDiscoStick?_GitEmSteveDave: @Sassafras: @JohanPaladin: You all sound like a bunch of Shoobies to me.
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    Image of Mad Due to No More Bonnets Mad Due to No More Bonnets
    06/03/09

    @Sassafras: The fine lines! I'm with Sassy over here.
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    06/03/09

    @RideMyDiscoStick?_GitEmSteveDave: I always thought the Driscoll Bridge was a good enough rough boundary. Close to 120, and its got the whole rollercoaster-up-into-outerspace vibe. You land in the other Jersey (eitherway).
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    06/03/09

    @Nice Beaver: Call us what you will. We should be praised for having to put up w/Seaside Tony's and other Bennies during the Summer.


    @Sassafras: I love Weird NJ. Just b/c the state has some weird things, doesn't mean a majority of the inhabitants aren't normal. :)


    @Mad Due to No More Bonnets: I agree the Driscoll/Whatever New Bridge Has Been Built is a good boundry, but the county line is a much better one, IMHO.

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    06/03/09

    @RideMyDiscoStick?_GitEmSteveDave: YEAH BUT I CAN'T PRETEND I'M TAKING OFF FROM A COUNTY LINE NOW CAN I. (You're technically totally right.)
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    Image of C-jacks1 C-jacks1
    06/03/09

    @RideMyDiscoStick?_GitEmSteveDave: can i comment & not ride your disco stick, inviting as that might have sounded in my college days... Do NJ-ians say "pocketbook" & "sneakers"? a kid in our neighborhood from LonK Island did & it ruined hide & seek or kick the can in the worst way - just sucked all the wreckless abandon out of the cul de sac. especially the "POP" thing... that's just so wrong. that's not still vernacular du jour is it
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    06/03/09

    @C-jacks1: Yeah, we in NJ say pocketbook and sneakers. But we do say "soda".


    @Duck_Lips: Yeah, I'm with you on Deptford. My Ex went to school near there, and the people are weird.

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    Image of kjack kjack
    06/03/09

    In reply to Real Housewives of New Jersey: A Criminal's Guide to the Garden State
    Was there some foreshadowing here? I am beginning to think that Countess Crackerjacks and Garbanzo are long lost sisters? Or perhaps they are mortal enemies who've being trying to one up each other all these years.
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    Image of DorothyBarker DorothyBarker
    06/03/09

    @kjack: yes! it's like richard's vision of countess crackerjack's past has come to vibrant, crack crazy life in the persona of danielle. what a gift she is to you richard. as you are to us. loved 'l'ecole at the pole'. genius, as always. i heart u richard. that 'ohnothimagain' thingamabob guy isn't fit to clean your precious shell-like ears.
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    Image of ohnothimagain ohnothimagain
    06/03/09

    In reply to Real Housewives of New Jersey: A Criminal's Guide to the Garden State
    God please, enough of this guy. I feel strong internet dislike for him and he ruins my gawker experience.
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    06/03/09

    @ohnothimagain: Clicking and commenting is a great way to go about getting rid of me.
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    Image of El Matardillo El Matardillo
    06/03/09

    @Richard Lawson: Ha!
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    06/03/09

    @Richard Lawson: Don't you understand the power you have over all of us? We can't help ourselves. We are forced to click on your posts, even though your words are painful and make our eyes bleed.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    06/03/09

    @Lymed: Actually, that's the Lyme making your eyes bleed.
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    Image of scarletmenace scarletmenace
    06/03/09

    @ohnothimagain: You mean Lolcait is a DUDE???
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    06/03/09

    @bytememehard: But the nightmares, they are because of Richard, right?
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    06/03/09

    @Lymed: mos def
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    Image of shag_carpet_bomb shag_carpet_bomb
    06/04/09

    @scarletmenace: HA!!!
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    Image of El Matardillo El Matardillo
    06/03/09

    In reply to Real Housewives of New Jersey: A Criminal's Guide to the Garden State
    There were times when reading this that I thought I was reading text designed to fool spam filters.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    06/03/09

    In reply to Real Housewives of New Jersey: A Criminal's Guide to the Garden State
    Over 3,000 people were diagnosed with Lyme Disease in New Jersey in 2007. It estimated the actual incidence of Lyme is 10 times more than reported cases, so that's over 30,000 people in New Jersey with Lyme in one year. Perhaps Dina should not be so scared of Europe.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    06/03/09

    @Lymed: Also, some of that is probably Lupus. It's sometimes Lupus.
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    06/03/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: NEVER!
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    06/03/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: It's never Lupus. Now go do the MRI.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    06/03/09

    @RideMyDiscoStick?_GitEmSteveDave: Except that one time, it was Lupus.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    06/03/09

    @Lymed: Or that one time, it was Lyme, on that tick in Michelle Tracthenbergs pubes.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    06/03/09

    @RideMyDiscoStick?_GitEmSteveDave: I think there was one episode where it actually was Lyme, but not Michelle Trachtenberg. Her character had Tick Paralysis, which is caused by a neurotoxin released by a tick while it is feeding.
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    06/03/09

    In reply to Real Housewives of New Jersey: A Criminal's Guide to the Garden State
    Call me crazy, but I have this idea for a show, with Richard as the head writer. "Real Housewives of Winesburg, Ohio."
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    06/03/09

    @Lizawithazee: With a chapter about hands?
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    06/03/09

    In reply to Real Housewives of New Jersey: A Criminal's Guide to the Garden State
    Also, the last bit is from Waynes World, no?


    [I kid.]

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    Image of kjack kjack
    06/03/09

    @Mount_Prion: C.U.C.A.R.A.C.H.A.: "Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he'd dress up and play a girl bunny?"
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