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    Arthur Kade Does the Doo-Doo Pants Walk

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    Image of Charolastra Charolastra
    09/23/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Does the Doo-Doo Pants Walk
    His twitter feed is simply unbelievable; a hundred times worse (and consequently funnier) than his blog:

    [twitter.com]
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    depardoo promoted this comment Charolastra was starred Charolastra was unstarred
    Image of depardoo depardoo
    09/23/09

    @Charolastra:

    I just read some of it, at your suggestion. It simply can't be real, can it?
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    Image of Charolastra Charolastra
    09/23/09

    @depardoo: I thought it was all a farce until I read this and found out how depressingly real Arthur Kade is

    [legowigkade.blogspot.com]
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    Charolastra was starred Charolastra was unstarred
    Image of depardoo depardoo
    09/23/09

    @Charolastra:

    My head just exploded.
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    depardoo was starred depardoo was unstarred
    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    09/23/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Does the Doo-Doo Pants Walk
    Sometimes "The Journey" just involves a little goose-stepping.
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    Botswana Meat Commission FC was starred Botswana Meat Commission FC was unstarred
    Image of Charolastra Charolastra
    09/23/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Does the Doo-Doo Pants Walk
    The best commentators from his website got so fed up with his moderating that they started a hater blog called

    legowigkade.blogspot.com

    They've got some juicy information on Kade's history as a therapy patient, his relationship with his parents and a bunch of other tidbits that prove he is for real. It's a bit too much on their part, but its worth checking out.
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    Calraigh promoted this comment Charolastra was starred Charolastra was unstarred
    Image of platitudes platitudes
    09/23/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Does the Doo-Doo Pants Walk
    Check out Kade describing a 10 on his 'Kade scale': "It isn’t always the supermodel type, but a girl that when you look at her all you want to do his rip her clothes off, but also carries that "stripper" hot appeal that breaths sexuality and class."

    Freud strikes again!
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    MrInBetween promoted this comment platitudes was starred platitudes was unstarred
    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    09/23/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Does the Doo-Doo Pants Walk
    Something is very much awry in the world when a man like this makes Sly Stallone look brilliant, literate, modest and sophisticated.
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    scroll_lock was starred scroll_lock was unstarred
    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    09/23/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Does the Doo-Doo Pants Walk
    Awwww look, he's trying to be the next Cajun Boy! Only, Cajun has a smidgen of integrity.
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    pureblarney was starred pureblarney was unstarred
    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    09/23/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Does the Doo-Doo Pants Walk
    The Kadestubator walks like someone trying not to break the potato chip stuck up his ass.
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    MrInBetween was starred MrInBetween was unstarred
    Image of Fry_Bread_Power Fry_Bread_Power
    09/23/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Does the Doo-Doo Pants Walk
    So incredibly painful to watch...like, OH I dunno. I can only say that when Arthur Kade attempts to play someone other than himself, this movie comes to mind.
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    Calraigh promoted this comment Fry_Bread_Power was starred Fry_Bread_Power was unstarred
    Image of Mymoustache Mymoustache
    09/23/09

    @Fry_Bread_Power: HA! Worst. movie. ever!
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    Calraigh promoted this comment Mymoustache was starred Mymoustache was unstarred
    Image of Calraigh Calraigh
    09/23/09

    @Mymoustache: More like best movie ever! Amirite?
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    Calraigh was starred Calraigh was unstarred
    Image of snugbug snugbug
    09/23/09

    @Calraigh: YES.
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    snugbug was starred snugbug was unstarred
    Image of depardoo depardoo
    09/23/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Does the Doo-Doo Pants Walk
    This is apparently the first instance of a telephone conversation during a colonoscopy. The Kade bond is truly remarkable.
     Reply
    depardoo was starred depardoo was unstarred
    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    09/23/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Does the Doo-Doo Pants Walk
    knowing that my dad watches "The Journey" and probably thinks, "My son is a once in a lifetime talent" If this is what dad thinks from watching "The Journey," then dad proly has Alzheimer's, poor fellow.
     Reply
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    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    09/23/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Does the Doo-Doo Pants Walk
    I don't give a shit about Julia Allison, Jakob Lodwick is a complete bore; but if Arthur Kade is involved, I will click through. He is just pure, dumb entertainment.
     Reply
    Mike Byhoff was starred Mike Byhoff was unstarred
    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    09/23/09

    @Mikey-B: the operative word being dumb.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    09/23/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Does the Doo-Doo Pants Walk
    He looks like Barry Manilow!

    If Barry Manilow was a complete and utter twatwaffle. Which he isn't.
     Reply
    Mikey-B approved this comment BettyCrocker was starred BettyCrocker was unstarred
    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    09/23/09

    @BettyCrocker: I was thinking Matthew McConaughy (sp?) on steroids.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    09/23/09

    @BettyCrocker: He also bears a striking resemblance to Atlanta Falcons owner Arthur Blank.
    Arthur Kade, Arthur Blank... hmmmmm.
     Reply
    Botswana Meat Commission FC was starred Botswana Meat Commission FC was unstarred
    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    09/23/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Does the Doo-Doo Pants Walk
    I'm really hoping this is all performance art, Joaquin Phoenix style. Otherwise, this person is first in line for a large and protracted mental collapse.
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    m4ximusprim3 was starred m4ximusprim3 was unstarred
    Image of TriedandTrue TriedandTrue
    09/23/09

    @m4ximusprim3: Yeah - but Joaquin has gone AWOL after his performance. I hope that is not the same fate for Arthur Kade
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    TriedandTrue was starred TriedandTrue was unstarred
    Image of booge booge
    09/23/09

    @m4ximusprim3: I read that too fast. I thought there was such a thing as a "mental prolapse," which also made sense to me.

    From now on, that's my fameball diagnosis: mental prolapse. You've been pushing your shit out too hard, and fucking yourself over too much to get famous, and fucking others over too much as well and now you've become a little psychotic and unraveled.
     Reply
    Calraigh promoted this comment booge was starred booge was unstarred
    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    09/23/09

    @m4ximusprim3: What would happen if we put him into a bowl with a whole bunch of other guidos and then shook it? Would they develop a natural hierarchy, or would they instinctively form into a big herd?
     Reply
    pureblarney was starred pureblarney was unstarred
    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    09/23/09

    @pureblarney: The trick would be to have the willpower to stop shaking.
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    Image of Go Like Hell Machine Go Like Hell Machine
    09/23/09

    @pureblarney: I'd be careful with that - you could end up with a large, loud, fake-tanned, greased-back malevolent monster. Kinda of like the Blob, if it were from Long Island.
     Reply
    pureblarney promoted this comment Go Like Hell Machine was starred Go Like Hell Machine was unstarred
    Image of homoviper homoviper
    09/23/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Does the Doo-Doo Pants Walk
    Maybe it's not that he's doing the doo-doo pants walk but that he's the one getting things "thrown in" his ass.
     Reply
    homoviper was starred homoviper was unstarred
    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    09/23/09

    @homoviper: Truly.
    Buttsechs: ur doin it rong!
     Reply
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    Image of Voyou_Charmant Voyou_Charmant
    09/14/09

    In reply to Bill Clinton & Barack Obama: W 3rd & Thompson
    More importantly; what condiments did they use?
     Reply
    Voyou_Charmant was starred Voyou_Charmant was unstarred
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