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Are They Or Aren't They?
LiRo have been terrorizing the East Village and Lower East Side lately with their blond skinniness and ambiguous sexuality. Here at the Gawker Stalker factory, we've created a handy-dandy guide for you.
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Spitzer Hooker Keeping It Classy
Stalker sighting, via email: "Just saw Ashley Dupre, ex-gov Spitzer's prostitute, at the Parker House in Sea Girt; Jersey Shore NJ. She was hanging out conspicously with a group of girls. Wearing a white halter string bikini top with her cell phone tucked in between her ta-tas. She was petite and had muscular shoulders and arms. She looked good but unfortunately had a flock of elder (gentle)men hanging around her group." See? The iPhone is not for everyone, Apple people.
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Keri Russell: Earth Mama
We're not sure what it is exactly, but there's something about Keri Russell that kind of makes us love her. It's probably that the Felicity actress lives quietly in Brooklyn with her husband and cute little baby and doesn't seem to have any interest in hitting the increasingly silly celebrity nightlife scene. Plus she has pretty hair. So it's no surprise that we love her even more after reading this brief Stalker sighting (after the jump) in which she drank wine, toked some reefer, and just seemed "normal." Party (sedately) on, Keri: More »
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Chloë Sevigny: Sonic Youth's Ice Princess
Big Love (and other, weirder stuff) actress Chloë Sevigny was spotted over the weekend jamming out at a Sonic Youth concert with Yo La Tengo's Ira Kaplan. Some disapproving, fellow VIP section member sent us a sighting complete with name-calling and ass-bashing. And yet, whole worlds away, a mysterious would be Romeo posted a similar sighting on Craigslist, hoping for the bobo queen to give him a call. What different passions you stoke, Chloë. Read from the Sevigny files after the jump. More »
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Martha Stewart
Taking a walk down Spring Street a few minutes ago to buy seltzer and roach traps for my apartment, I spotted Martha Stewart! I'm pretty sure it was her, anyway: girlfriend was coming out of that lampshade store that no one goes to (update: wearing black capris and a crisp black shirt) with a couple of assistants, loading boxes into a black SUV. Somebody please get me the name of her dermatologist for future reference—thnx.
Oh yeah, that one.
Describing your stalker sighting with only the words "Gossip Girl" and "gay" makes it difficult for me to post it to the map. C'mon, stalkers. Step it up. Offender after the jump.
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Kirsten Dunst, One of Our Most-Stalked
Kirsten Dunst is in town! You can always tell because we get a bamillion Stalker sightings in the span of a day or two. The wispy and apparently extremely recognizable Spider-Man actress has recently been spotted traipsing around downtown a couple of times and at Madison Square Garden for last night's Coldplay concert. She's one of the celebrities heavily favored by our Gawker Stalkers, who all seem to lurk downtown, eyes peeled for some Gen Y famous face. (It probably helps that Dunst was in hipster fantasia Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.) The stalker emails run the gamut from criticizing Dunst's "pale and sickly," "child prostitute"-esque appearance to saying that she looked super cute in a little black dress. People comment about her, more than other New York celebrities, almost as if they know her (I'm guilty of the same. Nearly bumped into her twice in two days last year and almost said 'hi' the second time out of habit.) Hopefully we're not bothering you, Kirsten, on your little New York jaunts. We just like to peek, it seems. Read the four latest Dunst sightings after the jump. More »
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Sex Creep Paul Janka Invades Brooklyn
Sexual compulsive Paul Janka was last spotted barely responding to charges he sexually assaulted a woman by pinning down a woman, trying to finger her and shoving his tongue down her throat. Gawker commenters thought he should be brought up on criminal charges. Even before that incident, Janka's reputation was starting to precede him in Manhattan, and now a tipster has spotted the New York Casanova in a whole other borough, his game working disturbingly well: More »
Leon Loves Little Laddie Ladies
Is baby-daddy Carlos Leon a lover of little ladies who look like little laddies? Two stalkers seem to think so. Also, is he a cheapskate?
Instant Stalker
Me: Scarfing down pizza on corner of Prince and Elizabeth, trying to act natural. Bruce Willis: Sauntering around liking that people were staring, muttering something about someone having a "nice hat." Got in big black SUV and was driven away. Pizza: Delicious.
Preparing For The Tour De Lance
Fresh stalker email: "It's confirmed - Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong are definitely a couple. Just checked out next to the them at Whole Foods on the Bowery. They had a full shopping cart. Guess everyone needs to buy groceries."
Can I Buy Me Some Excitement?
Life is so boring when you're a bazillionaire. Or so it seems for Oily Davis and Scott Storch, according to our stalker.
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Gossip Girl Jenny Stalks the Streets of Manhattan
Gossip Girl is everywhere. Well, at least Taylor Momsen. The waifish blonde lass who plays lying-in-the-gutter-looking-at-the-stars climber Jenny Humphrey on the teen soap was spotted this morning, outside a Starbucks, making it the fifth time this month. Momsen has been seen in Herald Square, in the West Village, on an Upper West Side bus, even at the Meadowlands (though, that one is sort of publicist-y). She's one of the most popular Stalker characters. Is this girl really so recognizable and ubiquitous, or is there merely a new breed of copycat lookalikes, on release from their tony prep schools, roaming our city, desperate for tiny dresses and coffee drinks? Judge for yourself, after the jump. More »
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Gail Simmons Has 'Alien Eyes,' Spike Has a Boner
As the Top Chef season finale draws near, personalities from the show are popping up everywhere. First was judge Gail Simmons, also of Food & Wine magazine, spotted by a Stalker at a 'wichcraft, sporting "ALIEN EYES!" Then came the wicked, be-hatted former contestant Spike, in YouTube comedy video form. In which he pretends to have a boner. Now if only we could encounter people we actually like from the show like Casey or Lia or, siiigh, Sam. Full Stalker email after the jump, plus Spike's boner video. More »
Barack Obama In Elitist Jewelry, Neighborhood
Emailed stalker sighting of the presumptive Democratic nominee: "Barack Obama - Spotted. 84th and Park. Shook his hand. Dude has a nice watch!" Obama did have a scheduled fundraiser in New York today.
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Chelsea Clinton's Head Held High
Insta-stalker: "Just spotted Chelsea Clinton twice on Fifth Avenue and 23rd St. as I was coming to and going from the gym. Hot and not at all embarking on the 'my-mom-should-have-conceded' walk of shame." She's no reason to be ashamed! Now she gets to be the first lady president!
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