I don't know whether to be delighted or mortified at the above video, which shows a truly enormous group of ducks, pouring down a roadway like a flood, threatening to engulf anything or anyone foolish enough to dip their toes into the water.
Eighteen people were killed and 46 were injured in a stampede Saturday in Mumbai, India. The crowd was attending a viewing for the body of the recently deceased Syedna Mohammad Burhanuddin, the spiritual leader of the Dawoodi Bohra community. What caused the stampede is unclear.
A brand new Whole Foods, the first ever in Brooklyn, opened this morning in Gowanus, and inspired One Direction-like stampedes from eager borough-dwellers.
It's Black Friday, which means it's time for consumerism at its worst—door-busting, death threats, things of that nature—so what better way to celebrate than with a three-minute compilation of the worst day-after-Thanksgiving stampedes of all time! Watch inside.
