Stand-up comic and Family Guy staff writer Deepak Sethi was performing at the LA Comedy Club in Vegas last month when he asked what he thought would be a fairly innocuous question: "Anyone from the military here?"
Russell Brand named his most recent comedy tour The Messiah Complex Tour, so it stands to reason that he is not one to suffer hecklers gladly.
Stand-up comic Myles Weber was preparing to perform a set when a heckler started harassing the comedian ahead of him, who also happened to be his friend.
It looks like the careers of several unknown stand-up comedians are about to really take off. Get it?
Jesus makes Jim Gaffigan feel uncomfortable. He's not really the religious type, being a "cafeteria Catholic" and all that.
There's no performer quite like Reggie Watts, known for mixing smooth R&B with complete absurdity. Here he performs his slow jam "Big Ass Purse," about - you guessed it - his girl's enormous handbag.
John Oliver has a problem with the fact that UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon never swears. With a job like that, he should be dropping the F-bomb after hearing about the latest "fucking calamity that has befallen mankind."
Here's David Wain performing stand up at Sundance in 2008. His humor isn't for everyone, but there's no doubt he's very unique. He expresses his frustration with Daniel Day Lewis' various roles, and tells us how much he hates George Bush's policies.
Norm tells the story about the time his dad caught him smoking behind the garage and how some old people can try all they want but can't speed up the aging process.
Love him or hate him, Jim Jefferies always says exactly what's on his mind. Here, he explains why it's acceptable for women to be called sluts, and why this same standard doesn't apply to men.
If Louie C.K. were Bill Gates, he would spend his billions on things like buying all the pants in the world and then burning them. But mostly, he would open a pet food store called Shit Ass Pet Fuckers.
Pete Holmes brings his stand-up to Conan and talks about prematurely being a "fun" (read: dorky) dad, not trusting adults who eat candy, and the beauty of not knowing things.
T.J. Miller talks to the audience about Ludacris being at the comedians show before him, and all the question he would ask the rapper if he got the chance.
Kristen Schaal premieres her new one-woman play inspired by a sight common to many New Yorkers - that of an abandoned mattress on the sidewalk. Says the hauntingly theatrical mattress: "I'm just glad I'm not made out of memory foam!"
Michael O'Brien may not have much experience with regular old humans, but he has a wealth of wisdom when it comes to giraffes.
Amy Schumer would like for old high school acquaintances to stop poking her on Facebook and inviting her to their weird vampire parties. And no, she doesn't want to follow you on "Twatter" either.
While growing up, Margaret shares that she had very few Asian-American influences in the media so therefore her aspirations were quite limited.
Marc Maron is not a "technotard." In fact, he owns a Mac computer because he went to the Apple Store (once). He even owns a complicated phone, but that only made him realize he's always surrounded by "potential magicians."
Hannibal Buress thinks babies have it easy: "all they do is eat applesauce and take dumps!" But with such a carefree existence, why is it that babies spend most of their free time complaining about being tired?
What secret could a 5 year old honestly have? Louis C.K. admits that absolutely nothing his daughter says matters.
