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    11/16/09

    In reply to Heidi Klum's Bionic Breasts Gear Up for Another Victoria's Secret Show
    Did Adriana Lima get married, then? I had heard that she was a staunch follower of the "no sex before marriage" doctrine in some interview. #heidiklum
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    11/16/09

    @noisy doll: It was in GQ, and yes, she got married. The timing suggests she may actually have been telling the truth. I know--I couldn't believe it either. #heidiklum
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    11/16/09

    In reply to Heidi Klum's Bionic Breasts Gear Up for Another Victoria's Secret Show
    The odalisque meets the suicide bomber? #heidiklum
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    11/16/09

    In reply to Heidi Klum's Bionic Breasts Gear Up for Another Victoria's Secret Show
    That is no way to talk about Eazy-E, man. The genius who brought us "Gimmie that Nutt" deserves more respect than "that one rapper who had AIDS." #heidiklum
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    11/16/09

    In reply to Heidi Klum's Bionic Breasts Gear Up for Another Victoria's Secret Show
    Heidi, Lady Gaga called. She wants her tummy spider back. #heidiklum
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    11/16/09

    In reply to Heidi Klum's Bionic Breasts Gear Up for Another Victoria's Secret Show
    Letterman took the girlfriend along on his vacation with the wife? Talk about chutzpah... #heidiklum
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    11/16/09

    In reply to Heidi Klum's Bionic Breasts Gear Up for Another Victoria's Secret Show
    Dave - John Edwards "sniffed" that the National Enquirer was oh so wrong for months. #heidiklum
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    11/16/09

    In reply to Heidi Klum's Bionic Breasts Gear Up for Another Victoria's Secret Show
    If Lesnar does have mono, then it's probably something like an immune system failure. He's 32, but has likely been on heavy steroids for most of his teen-to-adult life. Not to sound crass, but this might actually serve as a good example to anyone who might ever be stupid enough to take Brock Lesnar as a role model. He's terrible for the UFC. #heidiklum
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    11/16/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: I know nothing about him, yet automatically distrust any man with the first name "Brock". #heidiklum
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    11/18/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: Brock Lesnar's fights are probably the least entertaining fights in the UFC. You know he is going to punch someone in the face, and be an asshole. I guess that's probably why Dana White brought him on, but he had to know that this guy's body was trashed. I think he joined the UFC when he was about 30, and I'd bet he already had about 10 years worth of steroid use under his belt.
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Guest at Horny Sex Hotel Assumes Rape Included in Price
    Someone's not afraid to be room servicey. #standardhotel
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Guest at Horny Sex Hotel Assumes Rape Included in Price
      #standardhotel
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Guest at Horny Sex Hotel Assumes Rape Included in Price
    This could easily be ripped from the headlines, SVU style. Could Stabler discover that the "Benchmark Hotel" is actually a front for a sex trafficking ring, where young Eastern European women are smuggled into the US and pretend to work as the hotel's cleaning ladies, when in reality they are sad abused hookers? I hope so! They could even get a fey NYC character actor to be the condescending bellhop! Basically it's exactly like "Home Alone 2," but better.

    Call me Dick Wolf! #standardhotel
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Guest at Horny Sex Hotel Assumes Rape Included in Price
    Is it just me or is the Standard Hotel one of the ugliest buildings in NYC? It looks like a relic from Stalinist Russia. #thehighline
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    11/11/09

    @Oryx Hearts Crake: i thought it was just me. i figured surely ham put up a sham picture.. is this really the standard in nyc? #standardhotel
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    11/11/09

    @tigolbitties: Sadly it is. The floor to ceiling windows creates a very messy look from the exterior. And the cement beams look like they were slapped together by a pre-schooler. #standardhotel
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    11/11/09

    @Oryx Hearts Crake: It kind of reminds me of LAX's 1960's-era terminals. But tall. Tall in a "Hey, look a me - I'm an ugly remnant of The Jet Age" way.
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    11/11/09

    @Oryx Hearts Crake: Mr. Gorbachev tear down this wall! #standardhotel
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    11/11/09

    @Rosewater:

    All free men, wherever they may live, are guest of the Standard Hotel.

    And therefore, as a free man, I take pride in the words "Ich bin ein Standard Hotel guest!" #standardhotel
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    11/11/09

    @Oryx Hearts Crake: Oddly, I think it's kind of beautiful precisely because it evokes Stalinist Russia. The bare concrete and harsh lines under a gray sky? It's heavy and impressive, and it's not really trying to please anyone. I like it. A welcome change from the pop colors of Times Square and/or bland nu-suburban comforts of most new luxury condos.

    Now, most people STAYING in it are probably Eurotrash turds. No argument here.
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    drewtopianism promoted this comment Edited by Balsa Wood at 11/11/09 4:09 PM Balsa Wood was starred Balsa Wood was unstarred
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    11/11/09

    @Balsa Wood: Yeah. This photo doesn't quite do it justice. I think it suits the High Line's pseudoapocalyptic neo-decrepitude rather nicely. It's a public space that looks pretty if only because it looks like everyone gave up on trying to make it look "pretty"—even if this anti-pretty cost tens of millions to achieve, on a lonely weekday November afternoon with the fading light and blowing grass, the High Line actually works very well.

    But yes, people who stay at the Standard are total creeps. #standardhotel
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Guest at Horny Sex Hotel Assumes Rape Included in Price
    Who cleans the rooms w/ the guest still in it? She started cleaning at 4:30? Not saying she deserved it but the hotel policy seems a little weird. #thehighline
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    11/11/09

    @once: "Not saying she deserved it, but..."

    Jesus Christ.

    Who says that's the hotel policy? You DO realize that guests can always put up a "do not disturb" sign, or turn the cleaning staff away?

    I'm pretty sure the cleaning woman didn't have to force her way into the room to clean if he didn't want her there, but I AM sure that he tried to force himself on her after she said no.

    I'm not trying to attack you here, but come on. #standardhotel
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    Image of Cheruth Cheruth
    11/11/09

    @once: I worked at a hotel in college and a very similar incident happened there. If a gues puts up a do not disturb cleaning ladies will go back later in some hotels. At the very least to see if towels were needed. Other times guests will request service. Sometimes its the only time you can get to a room because there are so many do not disturbs and so many guests checking out late that you can barely do anything before the afternoon.

    Basically its fairly common thing to be cleaning a room at that time. But it may not have even been that. He could have requested turn down service (no pun intended but only because someone already made it.)
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    once promoted this comment Edited by Cheruth at 11/11/09 3:04 PM Cheruth was starred Cheruth was unstarred
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    11/11/09

    @chickachicka: omg calm down. To clear the air, I believe that when a woman says no, it's no. Period. I was simply trying to say it's unusual for staff to clean a room w/ a guest in it and then I realized by saying this it might be construed as, I thought her actions were suspicious, and so I added, "I'm NOT saying..." In this case, not means not...

    I do in fact realize guests can put up a "do not disturb" sign, however, whenever I've forgotten to, the cleaning person always offers to return later and never has suggested cleaning while I'm there. I think the hotel policy might be a little weird - major hotels have a policy about just about everything. A closed bedroom door w/ a stranger? If she acted inside of it, she may have grounds for a lawsuit. #standardhotel
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    11/11/09

    @once: I'm calm, don't you worry about me - I enjoy caps lock for emphasis on occasion. Through clarifying, I was just pointing out that you read into what wasn't a fact of the story (was she in there wrongfully? inconveniencing him? at a weird time?) instead of just reading the story for what it is (he was wrong, no matter the situation).

    As @scouts honor points out, if the guest agrees, it's not uncommon for a cleaning to happen with them in the room.

    Like I said, I'm not trying to attack you, but just think before you type. #thehighline
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    11/11/09

    @chickachicka: "I was just pointing out that you read into what wasn't a fact of the story"

    um, you're reading into my comment by suggesting that I thought other than, "he was wrong, no matter the situation." Read my reply again and digest it this time. #standardhotel
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    11/11/09

    @Cheruth: Do you remember what the hotel's policy was? I'm merely curious. I would imagine that having to clean a room w/ the guest watching would be uncomfortable at the very least, and depending on the guest(s), would make me feel unsafe. This incident raises interesting questions about workplace safety. #standardhotel
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    11/11/09

    @once: I never said you thought anything other than "he was wrong." We'll just have to agree to disagree on the wording of this one then (though I think we're in agreeance about the only important issue: the man holding 100% of accountability). #standardhotel
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Guest at Horny Sex Hotel Assumes Rape Included in Price
    He was upset. When he asked the maid about the mini-bar, she looked at his crotch and laughed. #thehighline
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Guest at Horny Sex Hotel Assumes Rape Included in Price
    Has this idiot ever been inside a hotel? Turndown is part of the maid's responsibilities. #thehighline
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    11/11/09

    @Beau Nerd: heh #thehighline
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Guest at Horny Sex Hotel Assumes Rape Included in Price
    But they opposed the leather bear street fair? Not rapey enough, I guess. #thehighline
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