Oh the horror, MK looks like an adult instead of a 12-year-old girl. Now if she could only get that Heath Ledger dot and white rectangle removed from her breasts...
@Nice Beaver: You mean, abduct her and hold her hostage while you rape and impregnate her throughout her adolescence and young adulthood, forcing her to live in a squalid backyard without access to education or medical attention? Do you have a sister? Children of your own? You really need help, but in the meantime you should be banned from this site.
Wait! Jon is claiming it's not true, and this woman is just crazy. Everyone can breathe easy that he's still the cuddly, bloated one-woman man we've grown to love.
4. Kate #1's lawyer called Jon's lawyer and threatened to sue for total custody if Jon continued to date a writer for one of the magazines that sends paparazzi after their children.
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