Some went through the stages of grief when word emerged that Beyoncé lip-synched "The Star Spangled Banner" at Monday's Presidential Inauguration. Aretha Franklin, the Queen of Soul and Saying Weird Things in Public from Time to Time (remember the Kathie Lee beef of 2012?), however, was tickled by the news and may…
Bad news, Bey-holes: Beyoncé's performance of "The Star-Spangled Banner" yesterday was lip-synched, according to The Times:
The initial moments of Beyoncé's inauguration performance were fraught with confusion, after she opened her mouth to sing the national anthem and everyone realized that God had replaced the artist formerly known as Beyoncé with an actual living angel whose voice was more heavenly than a thousand Hallelujah choruses.
11-year-old Harper Gruzins, the Coppell, Texas "singer-songwriter," who gave Christina Aguilera a run for her money with a truly phenomenal butchering of the National Anthem during Saturday's Major League Soccer match between Dallas and LA tried to blame vuvuzelas for her terrible, terrible performance, while her mom…
Super Bowl XLV is officially underway! Just moments ago, Christina Aguilera graced our television sets with her run-heavy rendition of the national anthem. One problem: she sang the wrong lyrics! In front of hundreds of millions of people. Uh, yikes?
America's birthday is just days away and in the spirit of patriotism Jimmy Kimmel allows strangers on Hollywood Boulevard to sing their interpretations of the Star Spangled Banner. Evidently, nobody in this Country actually knows the words to this song.
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