Who are they kidding? McPeeny and his wife totally scored with this scandal! Who knew that the most boring celebrity couple on the red carpet would star in one of the most boring celebrity sex tapes? I just can't wait until the tape of Brad and Angelina writing their grocery list hits the 'net.
But seriously. I don't need CNN. I've got the Gawker Media family to keep me well informed.
People magazine may be trying to get the first remorseful/sobbing apology interview from the couple and so they decided not to mention/show the video out of "respect" for their privacy.
I still can't see whatever it is I'm supposed to have seen. All I see is two weird girls in a hot tube, a subway map and a cartoon. No naked McSteamy, no naked anyone.
"I personally blame Mikey's drugs and alcohol abuse on the hip-hop music that he listens to. He seems to like this musician named...er... Little Weezer?"
Judging from the "you have got to be kidding" look on his little face, Tripp Palin-Johnston is going to change his name and get his baby butt out of there as soon as he can crawl.
OK, in defense of the Palin's, the other grandmother IS in jail for dealing drugs from her trailer. Technically, they are trash. So, they have a point. I mean, I wouldn't have trotted that kid out on stage at the RNC, but that's just me. I'd be inclined to keep the baby away from them too. On the other hand, I would have bought young Bristol a case of condoms the day Levi showed up on his snow machine, but again, just me.
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But seriously. I don't need CNN. I've got the Gawker Media family to keep me well informed.
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I just can't wait until the tape of Brad and Angelina writing their grocery list hits the 'net.
If they're naked and doing playful banter about cucumbers, melons and tube steak, I'd definitely watch.
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It appears that nasty "lack of proper vetting" has come full circle for the Palins.
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