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    Who Will Replace Our Retiring Movie Stars?
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    11/24/08

    In reply to Who Will Replace Our Retiring Movie Stars?
    Can Joseph Fiennes be the new Ralph Fiennes?
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    Image of dado dado
    11/24/08

    In reply to Who Will Replace Our Retiring Movie Stars?
    I thought Christian Slater would replace Jack Nicholson but then he went froot-loops.
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    Image of American Dreamer, Again, Some More American Dreamer, Again, Some More
    11/24/08

    In reply to Who Will Replace Our Retiring Movie Stars?
    I think it is completely ridiculous how the media is still so totally focused on Brangelina (neither of whom have appeared in a decent movie in ions) and Jennifer Aniston and on and on.


    I think it must be the symbiotic relationship between the media and the agents working for these people. It stifles the opportunity of anyone new to get through.


    If I have to see one more VH-1 special gushing over Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and the rest of them having the best bodies, the best pads or whatever I am going to spew.

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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    11/24/08

    @The King of the Puppy Bears: Well, frankly, I was always partial to New Freedom and then when Kotex bought them out, there went my funnel dot protection. Now who has the best pads? I honestly don't know.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    11/24/08

    In reply to Who Will Replace Our Retiring Movie Stars?
    Is Keanu still making movies? I still curse him for ruining Prince Hal for me.
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    Image of JulesNoctambule JulesNoctambule
    11/24/08

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    Angelina Jolie is only two years older than I am? Scary.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    11/24/08

    @JulesNoctambule: Because you have only 4 children thus far?
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    Image of karion karion
    11/24/08

    In reply to Who Will Replace Our Retiring Movie Stars?
    This kind of reads like an Onion piece.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/24/08

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    Um, I'm sorry, but am I seeing 1.8 Gossip Girlers showcased up there? Please let movies not go unto the realm of god-awful, teeny bopper, ascot-wearing, douchelins! Aren't there any bonefied movie stars anymore? Ugh! I hate the laziness of these Generation Y-ily, vapid, troglodytecal Miley Cyrus borgs with their bean-bag chair depths of intelligence and EZ Bake Oven approaches to stardom. Just pop one in fully formed and they're a CW show away from a frickin Oscar. Pfffffffttttt!
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/24/08

    @Spirit Fingers: Wow. bonafide. Jesus. Spell Check has decided I'm a terrorist, as well as potentially illiterate, since it still changes Obama to Osama, daily.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/24/08

    @Dandy Darkly: What? Who? Dawn? Let's see her in a nice indie about an angsty young adult with a troubled past, perhaps there's some addiction issues, given her age that would be meth, some mommy or daddy problems etc. etc. Then we'll see how she does when she looks all crack ho-ish and strung out. Yeah. Isn't that what the Anne Hathaways and Bijou Phillips's of the world do now?
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    Image of es-ki-mo es-ki-mo
    11/24/08

    In reply to Who Will Replace Our Retiring Movie Stars?
    A woman stopped me on the street last week and asked me to do a blind taste test of brooding actors. I tasted both samples and chose my favorite. She lifted off the mask and it was Wilford Brimley! I was stunned.
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    11/24/08

    In reply to Who Will Replace Our Retiring Movie Stars?
    Mickey Rourke has replaced Mickey Rourke. Poor bastard.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    11/24/08

    In reply to Who Will Replace Our Retiring Movie Stars?
    could that photo of Eastwood be any more penile if it tried?
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    Image of uninspired uninspired
    11/24/08

    In reply to Who Will Replace Our Retiring Movie Stars?
    I would like to join/form the committee to find the other 11 Angelina's.
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    Image of Senor_Wences Senor_Wences
    11/24/08

    In reply to Who Will Replace Our Retiring Movie Stars?
    How about just a bunch of CGI apes for awhile? Just for an arbitrary amount of time, like, for twenty-eight months, all roles will be taken by CGI apes.


    Bring these highfalutin movie stars down to earth for a bit. Everybody can be all, "You're not a CGI ape! Go park yer own car!"

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    Image of Xylo Xylo
    11/24/08

    @Senor_Wences: Ssshhhhh, the studios get wind of this cost cutting measure, there'll never be a human in a motion picture again.
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    Image of Senor_Wences Senor_Wences
    11/24/08

    @Xylo: Ah, but see, human actors can always get work as a sort of novelty thing...dress 'em up in people clothes and have 'em do, like, "people" things. Look, it's Angelina Jolie in a judge wig banging a gavel! And look! There's George Clooney acting like a lawyer and ha ha, his pants fell down! Lookit his diaper!
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    Image of GirlyWhirl GirlyWhirl
    11/24/08

    In reply to Who Will Replace Our Retiring Movie Stars?
    Jolie will never go away. To my utter dismay and revulsion she will never, ever, ever, ever go away. Her only love is having a camera in her face.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    11/24/08

    @GirlyWhirl: Oh, Jennifer. You're missing the "get over it" chip.
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    Image of GirlyWhirl GirlyWhirl
    11/24/08

    @Mama Penguino:


    ?

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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    11/24/08

    @GirlyWhirl: Sorry. Joke, fail. Jennifer? Jennifer Aniston?
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    Image of firebrand firebrand
    11/24/08

    @Mama Penguino: @Mama Penguino: I liked the "chip" joke. Nice recall.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    11/24/08

    @firebrand: Hey, thanks. I rarely use my mind for much more than random factoid storage. That's how I stay happy happy happy!
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    11/24/08

    In reply to Who Will Replace Our Retiring Movie Stars?
    Riiiiiiight...these people are retiring and I'm Queen of the Lizard People.
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    Image of es-ki-mo es-ki-mo
    11/24/08

    In reply to Who Will Replace Our Retiring Movie Stars?
    Great. Now Joseph Gordon-Leavitt and Keri Russell will have to take over the leads in To Die For II: Resurrection.
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    es-ki-mo was starred es-ki-mo was unstarred
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