Jersey Shore's pouf-iest guidette appeared on the Tonight Show to promote her new book (sigh) and she proved to be entertaining. She spoke about her new boyfriend, new drink, and the time she was fired from the "Old Women's" department.

Wisconsin is home of the media crazy. A TV anchorwoman in La Crosse traced those harassing emails she was getting—they're coming from inside her co-anchor's house!

Massachusetts Senator Ted Kennedy was diagnosed with a malignant brain tumor. He is, more or less, dying. So we can rely on our own New York Post to relay that fact as efficiently as possible. They do, of course, call him a "brave icon," but there's really not a lot of love lost between the rabidly conservative Post…