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    Robert Pattinson Can't Lose, Jon Gosselin Definitely Can

    In Which I Try To Explain Twilight

    Why Is Entertainment Weekly So In The Tank For Twilight?

    Face It: America Loves Vampires and Dead Animal Corpses
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    08/23/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Can't Lose, Jon Gosselin Definitely Can
    This is the only place I've ever seen Dr. Seuss referred to as a novelist.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    08/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Can't Lose, Jon Gosselin Definitely Can
    I'd like to issue a Deadbeat/Deadbet Dad Alert for All of the Tri-State Area. Asian/White male, ears pierced (both ears), wearing Ed Hardy and possibly sporting a young coed on his arm - combined IQ of 40 and smelling distinctly of Eau du Sac de Douche. Last seen failing miserably at the craps table in Foxwoods with a mention of hitting up Mohegan Sun afterward.
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    08/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Can't Lose, Jon Gosselin Definitely Can
    Jon Gosselin is so the kind of douchebag that hits a 16 against a 5. ...and fucking up my 3rd base doubledown. repeatedly.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    08/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Can't Lose, Jon Gosselin Definitely Can
    Robbie Williams? Really? That's fairly gay of you, Foster.
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    Image of Paul_Is_Drunk Paul_Is_Drunk
    08/22/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: You perfectly encapsulated my exact mental response to that line.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    08/22/09

    @Paul_Is_Drunk: That just straight-up confused me. Heh.
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    08/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Can't Lose, Jon Gosselin Definitely Can
    My family went to the spa at Foxwoods on Thursday - my dad and sister had the same masseuse as Sir Spermalot. Apparently after an 80 minute deep tissue massage for him and his bodyguard he tried to skip out on his bill and then left no tip.
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    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    08/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Can't Lose, Jon Gosselin Definitely Can
    I loved Parker Lewis! Such a fun show, and Corin (not Cory!) Nemec was adorable.
    Also, I want Billy Bush to die in a flaming-baton-Suzanne-Sugarbaker-style-t... accident.
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    Image of irishflyesq irishflyesq
    08/22/09

    @secretagentman: I personally fantasize about Billy and Ryan Seacrest being killed in some bizarre man-scaping accident.
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    Image of The Glad Family of Products The Glad Family of Products
    08/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Can't Lose, Jon Gosselin Definitely Can
    What website is ths?

    I did a Google search on "Hayden Panettiere's pink taco" and somehow I landed here ...
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    08/22/09

    @The Glad Family of Products: Foster really should have used the "Hayden Panettiere's Pink Taco" tag on this one. I mean, that's what it's there for.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    08/22/09

    @MisterHippity: Sorry, Mr. Hip. No time for tag related humor today. TOO INSIDERY: I'm home at the parents' place and it's like the wild fuckin' west, here. I already have an IT guy from Cox Cable coming out this afternoon to fix their internet, which they pay way too much for, and was crawling at 56K. They don't understand why this is bad because they're baby boomers and enjoy Jethro Tull WTF.
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    08/22/09

    @The Glad Family of Products: You were just searching for that so you could decide which particular Glad product would best keep it fresh, right?
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    08/22/09


    @Foster Kamer: You should cut your parents some slack.

    It's not easy to understand the Internet when you're too old to rock 'n' roll and too young to die!
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    08/22/09

    @katekate is squared: well, you can use Glad plastic wrap as a dental dam
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    08/22/09

    @Foster Kamer: Jethro Tull. How horrible. I hope you brought earplugs.
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    08/22/09

    @Foster Kamer: I had to drive 120 miles round trip and buy a wireless router because I couldn't stand the idea of having to cable into my mom's router at her desk IN MY MOM AND DAD'S BEDROOM all week this past week. Best $59 (plus gas money) I ever spent.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    08/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Can't Lose, Jon Gosselin Definitely Can
    Poor Jennifer Aniston. When you're a celebrity you always need to be careful of fans getting too close.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    08/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Can't Lose, Jon Gosselin Definitely Can
    I remember reading years ago that Penelope Cruz is a sleep junkie. Let's hope the baby is too.
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    Image of TRexstasy TRexstasy
    08/22/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: What's a sleep junkie? I can't believe there's an addictive behavior I haven't abused yet!
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    08/22/09

    @TRexstasy: apparently she has to sleep for long periods of time. Yep, this one bypassed me. I myself have a puppy and kitten addiction.
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    Image of TallulahSkankhead TallulahSkankhead
    08/22/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: I threw my new kittens out of my bedroom at six o'clock this morning so I could sleep for yet another six hours.

    I just know there's going to be a camera crew showing up at my apartment any day now, claiming to be filming a documentary on addiction. But I know what time it is, Mr. VanVonderenvenen, and I WON'T GO.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    08/22/09

    @TallulahSkankhead: kittens will jump on your head starting at the grand hour of 4am and they will not stop. You might as well be cranked up on tweak prodjing like there's no tomorrow. Same difference.
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    Image of DeadliestSin DeadliestSin
    08/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Can't Lose, Jon Gosselin Definitely Can
    Foster... I hate to nitpick... but it's Stephenie with an 'E', not Stephanie.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    08/22/09

    @DeadliestSin: Are you kidding me? Thanks for the catch, but does she really spell her name like that? I thought she's trying to help kids become literate.
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    Image of Antennapedia Antennapedia
    08/22/09

    @DeadliestSin: Two things. 1) I'm glad I'm not the only one who caught that, and 2) I hate that that little morsel of knowledge is lodged in my brain where other, less hate-inducing things used to live.
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    Image of silverfox525 silverfox525
    08/22/09

    @Foster Kamer: I know this! In an interview with Time magazine she said her dad wanted a boy so he named her "Stephen" with an "ie" instead of the conventional spelling.
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    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    08/22/09

    @Foster Kamer: She's a Mormon. They are crazy! Or crezy!
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    08/22/09

    @silverfox525: Somehow, the explanation for why the name is spelled that way is even more stupid than the name itself. I wouldn't have thought that was possible.
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    Image of La Mareada La Mareada
    08/22/09

    @secretagentman: Mormon name generator
    [rumandmonkey.com]
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    Image of DeadliestSin DeadliestSin
    08/22/09

    @Antennapedia: Are you my doppleganger? That would be pretty awesome.
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    08/22/09

    @Foster Kamer: I read it in an interview, she's named after her dad Stephen. It's a common mistake, much like her books.
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    Image of TheMac TheMac
    11/24/08

    In reply to In Which I Try To Explain Twilight
    I once felt so irritated at the underlined sexism and religious repression in Twilight that I wrote a 3 page rant.


    But, yeah, I read all the books, and as soon as those pimply losers get their fill, I'm running to see it. Don't judge me!

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    Image of dandles dandles
    11/21/08

    In reply to In Which I Try To Explain Twilight
    Who cares if it's crap? At least bloody stupid human beings are reading something? Would you rather they watch the View?
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    11/21/08

    @dandles: I wasn't aware that I told people not to read them.
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    Image of DorothyMantooth DorothyMantooth
    11/21/08

    In reply to In Which I Try To Explain Twilight
    Has Bulwer-Lytton perhaps started a series contest?
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    Image of minou minou
    11/21/08

    In reply to In Which I Try To Explain Twilight
    You want some insanely scary vampire fiction that is actually well written? McCarthy's "Outer Dark" is it. When I was reading it, I couldn't sleep if the book was in the same room.
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    11/21/08

    @minou: Not that anyone asked.
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    Image of Multiphasic Multiphasic
    11/21/08

    @minou: Okay fine: could you sleep if the book was in the same room?


    Better?

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    11/21/08

    @Multiphasic: No! Can you believe it?
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    11/21/08

    @minou: And now I want that book NOW.
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    11/21/08

    In reply to In Which I Try To Explain Twilight
    I think it's mostly #3. Most of the people reading this shit are teenyboppers who grew up with MTV Safe Sex specials playing 24/7; as a result, they're all either sluts or "good" girls who are somewhat fearful of sex now, so the whole vampire/dangerous sex thing makes sense to them. The good girls can have nice innocent parties together and play Clue and drink apple juice and talk about (ZOMG) Twilight and how that couple almost had sex and then a vampire ate them or whatever happens in these books, but it makes sense to them. (I'm basing all of that on my teenage cousin, btw.)
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