That is no way to talk about Eazy-E, man. The genius who brought us "Gimmie that Nutt" deserves more respect than "that one rapper who had AIDS." #heidiklum
If Lesnar does have mono, then it's probably something like an immune system failure. He's 32, but has likely been on heavy steroids for most of his teen-to-adult life. Not to sound crass, but this might actually serve as a good example to anyone who might ever be stupid enough to take Brock Lesnar as a role model. He's terrible for the UFC. #heidiklum
@Pope John Peeps II: Brock Lesnar's fights are probably the least entertaining fights in the UFC. You know he is going to punch someone in the face, and be an asshole. I guess that's probably why Dana White brought him on, but he had to know that this guy's body was trashed. I think he joined the UFC when he was about 30, and I'd bet he already had about 10 years worth of steroid use under his belt.
Kristen and Audrina should have a black eyeliner-off. Whoever can rim their eyes to look most like a panda bear wins the heart of Justin Bobby. #thehills
A hairstylist. Because, really Kristin? You're on a popular reality show and you can't come up with anything better than a sloppy ponytail... Also, you seem drunk every time you're at a party. If this is the case, let's roll with it, MTV. At least it's something interesting. #thehills
So Heidi used to be the villian, but then Kristen showed up and she's such a colossal asshole that poor Heidi here is looking slightly better in comparison. We all hate Stephanie from previous seasons for being a two faced meth head. Audrina is still a hot chick with dead eyes accentuated by three inches of black eyeliner and little else. Who exactly is the protagonist now? #heidimontag
Have you listened to them on the conspiracy theory nut's Alex Jones's radio show? Heidi's saying that microchipping is a "sign of the beast" and "devil-worshipping." She also feels "persecuted" and sees birth control pills as a government plot. Then Spencer going on and on about water fluoridation. The thing is, they're not just isolated nuts, people listen to them. Plus, they're well armed, Heidi admits in the clip how much she "loves [her] guns." In any other developed nation on the planet these two would be committable. #heidimontag
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