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gawkimo
09/19/09

In reply to Just Don't Watch Cable News This Weekend, Please
Freedomworks will be giving out free doughnuts and coffee at a booth near the bathrooms. David Rasmussen will be nearby personally administering his newest poll question: "Do you feel strongly that Obama is awesome, or would you like a frosted bear claw?"
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cockfightbarmitzvah
09/18/09

In reply to Just Don't Watch Cable News This Weekend, Please
Don't forget their other seminars:
"Obama: Secret Muslim Or Covert Mole Man From The Center Of The Earth Sent To Destroy Surface Dwellers?"
"Ignorance: The New Knowledge"
"Advanced Yelling!!"
"Internet Activism: Creating Sock Puppet Accounts On Blogs To Agree With Yourself"
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lobstr
06/13/09

In reply to Kate Gosselin And The Bounce House Of Death
In Scotland for a week and lookee at all these UK-baed Gawker items! The first tabloid I saw had the old headline 'Ronaldo spends night in Paris".. huh huh huh get it? .. And I noticed I'll be passing Blackburn which is the town of "SuBo" and would duly file a Gawker Stalker, although it is reported Simon Cowell has her holed up in a £2m London mansion.. Anyway, back to me chippie sauce, pint and nip, wee bearns!
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TedSez
06/13/09

In reply to Kate Gosselin And The Bounce House Of Death
"What happens when Twilight finally makes Goth cool for the popular kids? What happens to the Goths?"

That exact question has been answered:

[www.southparkstudios.com]
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Foster Kamer
06/13/09

@TedSez: Believe me, if that were the lede, I would've run a picture of one of those guys.
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TedSez
06/13/09

@Foster Kamer: Best episode of the year.
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katekate is squared
06/13/09

In reply to Kate Gosselin And The Bounce House Of Death
I love your gossip roundups, Foster.

Can we start a pool on how long before Jon and Kate announce their separation? My bet is in the the week leading up to their season finale.
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Oxycontin Merry-go-round
06/13/09

In reply to Kate Gosselin And The Bounce House Of Death
I'm glad to see that Kate Gosselin has used a prophylactic on her popsicle. She's serving as an excellent role model to her children by staying safe.
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VoxPopuli
06/13/09

@Oxycontin Merry-go-round: I noticed that right away too. I guess if I had eight kids, I would be covering anything near me that was phallic-shaped with a condom just in case.
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Awesome X
06/13/09

@VoxPopuli: Which makes a family trip to Los Angeles practically impossible.
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92BuickLeSabre
06/13/09

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Wow. I get that they wanted to do a makeover, but who told Susan Boyle that haircut and dress would be a good combo?
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Awesome X
06/13/09

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So that's what Rosario is up to these days, babysitting for Brit-Brit! Nice!
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ObtuseIntolerant
11/12/08

In reply to Aniston Burns Jolie As Hard As She Knows How
Hey, does anyone else remember the first "naughty" pictures of Miley Cyrus like, sucking lollipops and licking her friend's face/being licked at 13 or 14?

Yeah - THAT was Mr. Baldwin's daughter!
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inflammatorywrit
11/12/08

In reply to Aniston Burns Jolie As Hard As She Knows How
This all happened years ago. Aniston needs to get over it. It's not like Angelina said "Brad went home and kissed Jen on the lips after he went down on me". Christ.
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forwardmotion
11/12/08

@inflammatorywrit: Give her time. She will. Probably in the middle of a UN conference.
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inflammatorywrit
11/12/08

@forwardmotion: If and when she does, I will be like "okay Jen, rant away!". But so far her comments have been pretty innocuous.

I feel bad for Aniston and her boyfriend downgrades though. Going from Brad Pitt to Vince Vaughn to John Mayer is a long, hard fall.
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forwardmotion
11/12/08

@inflammatorywrit: I find Brad pitt creepy and bland and overrated. I like Vince. He's funny. But, yeah, John Mayer? He seems like a very regrettable choice.
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lollie
11/12/08

In reply to Aniston Burns Jolie As Hard As She Knows How
I believe in 4 years Jennifer Aniston has made 1 comment about the entire sordid affair. Meanwhile Angelina never misses an opportunity to whore out her family and how much restraint she showed before consummating her relationship with Jen's husband. Obviously, Brad is as much to blame but he doesn't seem to run around proclaiming his innocence while Angelina refuses to STFU.....
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BxgrlJeri
11/12/08

@lollie: Word.
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Chocolate Sex Bunny
11/12/08

@lollie: Srsly, you're right on. She's talked about this like twice in magazines over the past 3 or 4 years while Saint Ang is on 58 magazine covers a year and flaunts her relationship and calculated aqusition of children in every goddamn interview. She's the one who needs to quit flapping her yap.

The funny thing about all this to me is that Jen is seen as the desperate one. I find that hee-larious! Um yeah, Jen's got her freedom, a ridiculous figure, loads of money, still actively sought for film roles, and has dated a variety of men...but ol Lil Dick and Lumpy lips get spit up on by crotch nuggets all day, always look tired and half dead, will soon need a school bus to tote around all those munchkins, and probably have to wait til all the snotlings are asleep until they can fuck.

And I bet they have to keep the porn on mute as well.

So yeah, I know who's life I'd rather have.
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Unfun
11/12/08

In reply to Aniston Burns Jolie As Hard As She Knows How
Am I the only one who wants to hear more shit-talking about Angelina? Ok then.
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forwardmotion
11/12/08

@Unfun: Nah. I personally can't stand the sight of her.
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Bitter Poor
11/12/08

@Unfun: Oh please honey, come sit down over here by me.

That Woman and That Man irritate the fiery piss out of me.
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Unfun
11/12/08

@Bitter Poor: Yeah! I mean, can their sainthood be any more put-on, ridiculous, or nauseating? They're both tragically overrated as actors, they creep me out with their 700 kids, and they are pretentious as all fuck. Aniston is totally boring and ordinary, but seems a hell of a lot more real to me than the other two. Her imposed victimhood by the media, and its attendant obsession with her fertility and marital status, make my ovaries ache.
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Bitter Poor
11/12/08

@Unfun: Completely with you on all points.

People who do good things out of the genuine goodness of their heart don't sell it as a photo-op.
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themediatrix
11/12/08

@Unfun: @Bitter Poor: Again, we agree! AJ is such a typical reformed "bad girl," proving that all of her "personas" are just that: personas. "Oh, I'm so bad, look at me, lookatme, lookatme! And, wait, no wait! See? Now I'm so good! lookatmelookatmelookatme!" As soon as we stop looking she'll become someone else.

At least Aniston is consistent with her normalcy.

As for Pitt: well, he's still hot, but less so when trailing behind Jolie as if he's just another nanny in her employ.
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Bitter Poor
11/12/08

@themediatrix: The "validate me" vibe from AJ is so strong, honestly. I have often wondered if she wouldn't benefit (a lot) from therapy, assuming she is not already in.
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M. Pompadour
11/12/08

In reply to Aniston Burns Jolie As Hard As She Knows How
I don't know...how calm and rational would some of us be if we had a break-up constantly splashed on the front covers of tabloids for four years? That high road only goes so high. (Alas, the low road is where she probably found Mayer, asking for change on the street while playing his awful, awful music).
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Unfun
11/12/08

@M. Pompadour: For serious. And if we had been dumped for the Most Beautiful Woman Ever, were nearing 40, and our ex, the Sexiest of the Be-Penised, suddenly had 15 kids? Give the damn woman a break, this is tame compared to what I would say.

@SinisterRouge: I think she's been very quiet about the whole thing, and I suspect she's pissed that Angelina seems to be breaking their implicit agreement to shut the hell up about it all.

Jeez, you people are cold. You never totally "get over" something like that. She's entitled to her damn feelings.
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monkeyrotica
11/12/08

In reply to Aniston Burns Jolie As Hard As She Knows How
Will never understand America's fascination with this needy butterface dingbat. And can someone build a Maniston Photoshop filter to make her seem less like a post-op tranny?
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BookishLookish
11/12/08

@monkeyrotica: She is the Good Girl, and every generation needs a slightly-above-average-looking Good Girl who works really hard at being pretty and nice so the average-looking women can see themselves up there on the TV/movie screen. She is accessible and she is bland, she doesn't need a water chaser, and she goes down easy.
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ObtuseIntolerant
11/12/08

@monkeyrotica: My mother and I had a screaming match about this! I am "pro-Jolie" I suppose, and she takes offense at this. I totes yelled, "All she does is symbolize American mediocrity!!!!"

Well, it's true.
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ObtuseIntolerant
11/12/08

@ObtuseIntolerant sees lots of work to do.: I was referring to Aniston, of course.
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Forest4theTrees
11/12/08

In reply to Aniston Burns Jolie As Hard As She Knows How
Why do women continually aim their wrath at the "other woman" while eventually giving their ex's a "get out of jail free" card? Another woman cannot "steal" a married man unless he wants to be stolen.

This has been over for quite a while, and although she has moved on with her life, she should probably stop talking about it. The best way to shine a spotlight on a wrong that has been done to you is to walk away with your head held up high and let the deed illuminate itself.
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BookishLookish
11/12/08

@Forest4theTrees: That's what Debbie Reynolds did when she lost her guy to Elizabeth Taylor--held her head high and walked away.

Jennifer Aniston and most contemporary actresses are not made of the same stuff and prefers to bring their whine to the public, maybe because they don't have that much talent and have to rely on popularity for success.

Anyway, it's a bore already and she needs to move on.
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